CHARLIE CONDOU - No.831

HEARTBREAKING CORRIE

ZoeTheBall: oh #Hayley #Corrie heartbreaking tonight

Charliecondou: @ZoeTheBall it gets worse

THE NEWSROOM

Charliecondou: The Newsroom is about to start!! This is most exciting

lux3uu: @Charliecondou Its good then? Debating whether to watch ??? Missed the first series..

Charliecondou: @lux3uu it's amazing but you should get the first season on box set

Charliecondou: @ThomasSadoski @oliviamunn I'm completely over-excited about the season premiere of The Newsroom tonight!!

ThomasSadoski: @Charliecondou @oliviamunn thanks Charlie!!

SAMMY THE X

Charliecondou: @Sammyseprano can't wait for your next performance. LOVED you last night x

Janney_h: @Charliecondou @Sammyseprano I live in hope that we get a proper talent this year .. Unlike last years farce. Good luck

WOMEN'S PROBLEMS

Charliecondou: So sad, yet so true RT @EvaWiseman: I wrote about, like, 'women's problems': http://gu.com/p/3tbf6/tw #slanegirl

A-GONY AUNT

Philippa_Perry: If you have a problem: http://www.redonline.co.uk/red-women/blogs/philippa-perry-red-magazine-agony-aunt … Thank you.

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry I normally just call the A-Team. If I can find them that is

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou If you can't find them, I'm the B team. x

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

charlie_porter: Major menswear moment ahead of me on the Hackney Road 

Charliecondou: @charlie_porter I think that might be me

charlie_porter: @Charliecondou the clincher: are you wearing black briefs beneath?

Charliecondou: @charlie_porter oh god, I'm so ashamed

NAT ON STRICTLY

TeamNatalieGume: @Charliecondou Please can you retweet to support Natalie in SCD!! Wishing her all the best! xx

Charliecondou: @TeamNatalieGume @NatalieGumede you're doing Strictly????

SIMON COWELL'S PENIS WORKS GET OVER IT!

Charliecondou: Oh god, I thought the baby madness would die down once Kate had given birth but now Simon Cowell has got one coming. IT'S JUST A BABY!!

thehatandbeard: @Charliecondou They should have kept it a secret like you did ;)

scouserachel: @Charliecondou says you with your secret love children

Charliecondou: @scouserachel yes but that's a bloody secret! Now if I'd been writing about them in a weekly column for example...

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou it will have the father's name, Turkey Baster

DrapersArms: @Charliecondou but is it secret? ;-)

Charliecondou: @DrapersArms I wish it bloody was.

DrapersArms: @Charliecondou everyone should follow your example..

Charliecondou: @DrapersArms I've been saying that for years

THE CLARE BALDING SHOW

clarebalding: More free tickets for @TheCBShow now released if you fancy being part of the live audience: http://www.lostintv.com/clarebalding.htm … via @tvaudience #BTSport

Charliecondou: @clarebalding @TheCBShow you have your own show now?? Wow, you're like the British Oprah! But with better scarves

FAN SQUARES OFF WITH CHARLIE

JANEP86: @Charliecondou who is ur fav person from corrie then

Charliecondou: @JANEP86 character or actor?

JANEP86: @Charliecondou character

Charliecondou: @JANEP86 I love a lot of them. But my current fave is Anna Windass

JANEP86: @Charliecondou oooo by the way have u seen the pitchers what I've done of u on fb with the frames

Charliecondou: @JANEP86 no, where?

JANEP86: @Charliecondou this one pic.twitter.com/hQT8RMFHF0

Charliecondou: @JANEP86 ah, very nice xxx

JANEP86: @Charliecondou I've done 4 but with one do u like the best

Charliecondou: @JANEP86 they're all lovely thank you

JANEP86: @Charliecondou o thank u and the reason why I've done them its because ur my fav from corrie

#MASSIVE #HEART #FAILURE

MARGARINE COMPANY PROMOTES HOMOPHOBIA

toddlerlex: Really disappointed by this #homophobic advert created by @LoweandPartners for Flora - shame on you both 

Charliecondou: RT @toddlerlex: Really disappointed by this #homophobic advert created by @LoweandPartners for Flora - shame on you both pic.twitter.com/tDEdddNWVL

iCon_ic: @toddlerlex @LoweandPartners omg, what on earth ? how was this even someone's idea ?!

toddlerlex: @iCon_ic yep according to @LoweandPartners your son coming out as gay, is like a bullet to heart. Shameful and disrespectful.

JenBrister: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson I think the more appropriate caption should be, "I know you're not my real Dad."

nigmarshall: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson shame, so retrograde and quite negative.

rrrruairidh: @toddlerlex @LoweandPartners wow

80DRM: @toddlerlex @LoweandPartners And how many people must have had sight of this before publication? #disgraceful

AJMold: @toddlerlex is that for real?!

therealdaftbear: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners Wow. Somebody ran out of ideas of how to be controversial. Terrible ad on every level.

Sarah_racewear: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners When you think of all the sport related, positive approaches they could have used... this is bad

essexforevercfc: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners DISGUSTING  shame on you flora for accepting it.

Brendan_Surrey: @ChasCondouBlog DIsgraceful that it got off the drawing board

ChasCondouBlog: @Brendan_Surrey I don't swear often but @LoweandPartners must be out of their fucking minds to run with that campaign #fail #fail #FAIL

Charliecondou: No response @unilever ?RT @RyanJohnNelson:Very disappointed by ad equating coming out with breaking your dad's heart. pic.twitter.com/tDEdddNWVL

jayclark6469: I thought that companys that big would have more sense than that thats horrible@Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson

ZoeYak: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson I can't believe not one single person didn't say "Guys, this ad is kinda homophobic, we sure?"

seawillynl: @Charliecondou Wow, that's unbelievable and stupid of them.

jaymzie1988: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson what a step back #boycottflora

reubenesqueen: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners if this is real then someone should hang their heads in shame!

alotaboutnothin: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners shameful.

disabilitydiva: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson Pretty shoddy stuff!

damoncorrie: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson a little tip - why not simply use butter rather than these awful synthetic products

sharha64: @toddlerlex @Charliecondou @LoweandPartners This is a hoax ...and unfortunately you've fallen for it ....

ChasCondouFans: @sharha64 nope it's a genuine story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408792/Flora-publishes-homophobic-advert-compares-coming-father-shot-heart.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

NoNoNannette30: @ChasCondouFans That just makes me sick, How that ever got out to be an advertisement is beyond me.... #ShakesHead

ChasCondouFans: @NoNoNannette30 Hun it doesn't give me much hope for the world.... One step forward two steps back...

purplesarah2110: @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson this is disgusting!!

ChasCondouBlog: Full story in Mail Online @Charliecondou @Unilever @RyanJohnNelson http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408792/Flora-publishes-homophobic-advert-compares-coming-father-shot-heart.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

stewartaja: Thankful @Unilever removed offensive advert in #SouthAfrica - how it ever got to be published is the worrying thing #homophobia #LGBT

OCTOBER 24 FUNDRAISER

Charliecondou: RT @DiversityRM: @Charliecondou Hope to see you at our fundraising Carnival on Oct 24th! Tickets are selling fast http://bit.ly/16LMC2K  Please RT

STRICTLY BROTHER

Tonygardner: Oh. My bother-in-law is doing Strictly.

Charliecondou: @Tonygardner who's your brother in law?

Tonygardner: @Charliecondou @ashoztd

Charliecondou: @Tonygardner @ashoztd he's Kate's brother??

Tonygardner: @Charliecondou @ashoztd @karenmckay1 No, no. He’s my half-sister’s partner. ‘Bout time they got married, as they've a second due very soon!

Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou finally got to watch #familyfortunes on TV. Cam & your mum look mighty concerned with some of your answers!

Charliecondou: @Confidential_CC it's just because I'm the brainy one

Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou Sure!

That's it....

Right......

The brainy one.....

#delusional

MORE ON THE X

Charliecondou: Finally, someone with true talent on X Factor. @Sammyseprano's voice is simply incredible. And seems so down to earth. I love her

nigmarshall: @Charliecondou @Sammyseprano yes, totally brilliant voice, and she sang from the heart, I hope she goes a long way in comp x

GO FIGURE

Charliecondou: RT @JenBrister: Wow! I have done NOTHING today and yet I've been SO busy. It reminds me of when I used to work in sales.

CLARIFIED BY DAVE

davemorrissey64: Just to clarify.. http://www.theguardian.com/media/series/mediaguardian-100-2013-1-10

Charliecondou: @davemorrissey64 haha well deserved

BABY HALSALL

LucyJo_Hudson: Thanks for all your lovely tweets, still no signs...... @alanhalsall is keeping me motivated. Our little girl is clearly comfortable x

ChasCondouBlog: @LucyJo_Hudson @alanhalsall won't be long now x

Charliecondou: @LucyJo_Hudson have a curry whilst massaging your feet and having sex at the same time. She's bound to come then

MitTweetie: @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson Wait to The Star gets hold of that one!

justinmoorhouse: @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson that reads so differently if you didn’t know she was pregnant.

Charliecondou: @justinmoorhouse @LucyJo_Hudson she's pregnant?

Charliecondou: @LucyJo_Hudson seriously, this is meant to work a treat x 

BIRTHDAY

KarlJCompton: @Charliecondou hiya mate, it's my birthday today, any chance of a B'day tweet? it would mean so much.x

Charliecondou: @KarlJCompton happy birthday

HELLO

Charliecondou: @MattBarbet nice to see you x

CHARLIE'S SUMMER ROUND UP

Below: 30th August 2013 - Charlie with Denise Van Outen at The Little Mermaid Blu-Ray premiere at the Albert Hall.

Below: 26th August 2013 - Charlie Condou hosts the Pride Vigil in Manchester.

Below: 18th August 2013 - Charlie attends the launch of Thomas The Tank Engine film with Shelly Conn (centre) and the Fat Controller.

Below: 21st July 2013 - Charlie with Denise Van Outen at Hamley's Tickety Toc launch party on Regent Street, London.

FOREHEAD

Solemani: very excited to have sold my first show in US! But more excited to try on Marion Cotillard's 'Forehead Tittaes'

leo_richardson: Congrats @Solemani ! Nice tits. xo as they say in the USA

from Sutton, London

Charliecondou: @leo_richardson @Solemani I NEED some forehead tits!! Where are they from?

FAN SNAP

c_keaney: Charlie condou ❤

FROM SOMEWHERE

OVER THE RAINBOW

- IN OZ -

BOOTY CALL WITH 

PETER LORD 
OF 
AARDMAN STUDIOS

SirThomasWynne: @PeteLordAardman Today got DVD of Pirates as a Father's Day present to replace my nicked one. Life is complete once again.

PeteLordAardman: @SirThomasWynne delighted to hear it. Cheers.

MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA

Confidential_CC: Vladimir Putin is in for a surprise!