CHARLIE CONDOU - No.753

THE DIRRRTY CHOC EXPERIENCE

Cath_Tyldesley: @realsamia Im gonna have the filthiest cheat meal after this detox. Lets go for cake! x

realsamia: @Cath_Tyldesley ur on! I might even bake u a big dirty chocolate cake!! Xxxx

Cath_Tyldesley: @realsamia Oh my god yes! Ill bring the ice-cream! xx

LucyJo_Hudson: @Cath_Tyldesley @realsamia I just read chocolate and ice cream and I'm gegging in ladies!!! Hehe x

Charliecondou: @LucyJo_Hudson @Cath_Tyldesley @realsamia *grabs fork, pulls up chair*

realsamia: @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson @Cath_Tyldesley u can all come for cake anytime!

LucyJo_Hudson: @Charliecondou @Cath_Tyldesley @realsamia yay, it's a date! X

Cath_Tyldesley: @realsamia @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson you've totally dropped yourself in it now Samosa! *she grabs a fork and runs to Sams house* x

realsamia: @Cath_Tyldesley @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson haha.. If u run here u will justify the cake Cath!

Cath_Tyldesley: @realsamia @Charliecondou @LucyJo_Hudson  yes!! #winneratlife x

BIG BROTHER TIME

Charliecondou: I've just flicked over to Big Brother and there is literally nobody I fancy, which is surely the only reason to watch

Charliecondou: Oh actually wait. Who's Callum?

ArchGS89: @Charliecondou Dan?! You don't fancy Dan?! What?!

pop_vixen: @Charliecondou not even Dan the Policeman????

angel_samson: @Charliecondou DAN!!! He is a hot sensation #bbuk

Charliecondou: I haven't seen Dan yet but obviously he's a popular choice

clairdan3: @Charliecondou Come off it, we all fancy Dan!! #Yummy

Charliecondou: Oh DAN!

TonysimmsBK: @Charliecondou I've not been watching it, but google has told me that Sam is a good looking lad! http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=158235

SPECIAL K

Charliecondou: Someone in a restaurant told me I'd put a bit of weight on. THIS MUST BE HOW KIM KARDASHIAN FEELS

themaverickmen: RT @Charliecondou: Someone in a restaurant told me I'd put a bit of weight on. THIS MUST BE HOW KIM KARDASHIAN FEELS

JayHoRay: @Charliecondou Are you pregnant?

RepublicofPride: @Charliecondou Your response should be: if u wired your jaws for 6 weeks  u too could look like me. How rude. Ur just fab the way u r ;)

BEER AND BABY BOOKS

alanhalsall: Well the wives @LucyJo_Hudson & @CarolynnePoole have left me to go to the cinema. Watched the cricket now golf. What's everyone Up to?

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall I wish I'd known, you could've bought me a beer

alanhalsall: @Charliecondou aww sorry love, thanks for the books by the way xx

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall no probs. I'm guessing you've read them cover to cover?

alanhalsall: @Charliecondou nearly 

THE WILMSLOW (*SIC) BOY

Charliecondou: We've just got to Wilmslow. All the posh people are now getting off the train

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou We're on the same bloody train!!!!!! x

Charliecondou: @SallyAnMatthews we are?? I'm in coach H

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou I'm in the cheap seats. The Beeb are paying.... x

Charliecondou: @SallyAnMatthews I naturally assumed you'd get off at Wilmslow. I'm walking through now, look out for me

farrowparkinson: “@CazzaN69: @Charliecondou @SallyAnMatthews if you manage to find each other can you tweet a dramatic pic :-) x”sleepless in wilmslow.....

Charliecondou: @farrowparkinson lol

jqedwards: @Charliecondou - you living in Wilmslow now? Fair play

Charliecondou: @jqedwards no I'm in barnsbury. That's way posher

Charliecondou: @SallyAnMatthews what a delight! X

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou "They met by the sweeping door of the Virgin lavatory and oh, what a lovely meeting it was" x

PEPSI AND SHIRLEY MUST BE PISSED

Charliecondou: I've just witnessed someone in a shop not buy a coke because they couldn't find one with their name on. Honestly

victoriafinan: @Charliecondou I feel like I give myself a new, exciting identity every time I pick up a coke that doesn't have my name on it...

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou It's hard to find **** I guess

MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou I have never in my entire life been able to find anything with my name on. It blighted my childhood.

paullomas1965: @Charliecondou @bhk92 Should change their name to 'Coka-Cola' ?

NicholasSm1th: @Charliecondou was it @colsonsmith he's been moaning!

colsonsmith: @Charliecondou I've given up...

Charliecondou: @NicholasSm1th @colsonsmith hahaha

brucemelhuish: @Charliecondou I haven't seen a Charlie one either!

Charliecondou: @brucemelhuish my name is far too classy

TWITTER FAKE

realsolheras: @Charliecondou  hey charlie mate please follow me because ive just set up twitter lots of wishes real sol heras

Charliecondou: Why would you want two? @HERASSol RT @realsolheras: @Charliecondou  hey charlie mate please follow me because ive just set up twitter

queensteph77: @Charliecondou @HERASSol @realsolheras Seems totally legit #notreally

HERASSol: @Charliecondou @realsolheras that's very true, why would I want 2? Though it must be genuine if its the 'real'solheras?? Interesting

rachelle1234567: @HERASSol @Charliecondou they are sending messages to everyone saying your old account isn't working so got a new one.they need a hobby xx

HERASSol: @rachelle1234567 @Charliecondou think they have found their hobby!

GETTING THE LOW-DOWN ON 'THE DROP'

serafinowicz: More nervous than I've ever been - with @realsalexander on #millionpounddrop channel four

Charliecondou: @serafinowicz @RealSAlexander oh god, was it really hard?? Me and @JefficaHoons are doing it next week. I'm terrified

serafinowicz: @Charliecondou Charlie we found it extremely hard... There are only soapy things you can know! X

Charliecondou: @serafinowicz piss

serafinowicz: @Charliecondou of course I meant 'so many things' - stupid phone.

Charliecondou: @serafinowicz ha. I thought it was a Corrie reference x

IT'S PARAMOUNT YOU GET IT RIGHT

EveAmberShisler: Just saw a man prepose at paramount omg awh

Charliecondou: @EveAmberShisler propose. Tsk!

EveAmberShisler: @Charliecondou sorry I was excited for them!!! I wasn't paying attention to my spelling :(

SNAPCHATS

Charliecondou: @lane_paula your snap chats made me laugh. How many pints in the end?

lane_paula: @Charliecondou got stuck at 4 and a half! #rockandroll #yorkshirebird xxx

HAVIN' A LAUGH

Charliecondou: @bryony_gordon your A-Z of motherhood is making me LOLZ

YESTERDAY'S PENIS POST DIDN'T GO UNNOTICED

Charliecondou: 500 new followers since yesterday. Be honest, how many of you are here because @davidwalliams mentioned my penis?

EvaWiseman: @Charliecondou @davidwalliams guilty

Charliecondou: @EvaWiseman @davidwalliams ha!

Confidential_CC: Your penis needs its own hashtag @Charliecondou @davidwalliams #PullingPower

BrianRGoldsmith: @Charliecondou Hey, I was following you long before I knew about your penis! #SizeQueens #PicsPleaseThanks

UKPositiveLad: @Charliecondou @davidwalliams it is rather lovely I've heard :p

kittyflower: @Charliecondou on my way to look through @davidwalliams tweets! ;-)

Rollissimo: @Charliecondou @davidwalliams I'm only here because you mention penises all the time!

shebahronay: @Charliecondou @davidwalliams *unfollows*

Charliecondou: @shebahronay hahaha

CORONATION STREET

Corrie's Todd faces love triangle drama

Coronation Street's Todd Grimshaw is set to be thrown into a dramatic love triangle on his return to Weatherfield. According to the Mirror the new storyline is set to enthral viewers as Todd - played by Bruno Langley - sets about luring Marcus Dent (Charlie Condou) away from girlfriend Maria Connor. And the ensuing drama is set to test Marcus's confused sexuality even further as he is forced to choose between the two of them. "Coronation Street has never shied away from controversial issues and this will be one of the most talked about ever," a source told the paper. "Producers are delighted to have Todd back and he will be thrown straight into the centre of a big story." Charlie Condou previously hinted that it won't be all plain sailing for Marcus and Maria, played by Samia Ghadie. “At the moment, Maria and I are still very much together," he said earlier this year. "I don’t see an end to it at the moment, but there are definitely going to be big dramas ahead, and they’re all going to be because of this issue – the fact that Marcus is a gay man. "I think this is going to keep rearing its head.”

CORONATION STREET

Corrie's Todd set for love triangle

Marcus and Maria's relationship is set to hit the rocks when Todd Grimshaw makes his return to Corrie's cobbles this autumn. Marcus and Maria's relationship is set to hit the rocks when Todd Grimshaw makes his return to Corrie's cobbles this autumn. Todd is set to rock up on the street in the next couple of months, and his arrival won’t go unnoticed by certain Weatherfield residents, especially Marcus Dent. Marcus, who is currently dating hairdresser Maria Connor and was previously in a long-term relationship with Sean Tully, is set to have his head turned by Eileen’s youngest son Todd. Soap bosses are hoping Todd’s efforts at trying to steal Marcus away from Maria will have viewers on the edge of their seats. A show insider told the The Mirror: “Coronation Street has never shied away from controversial issues and this will be one of the most talked about ever". “Producers are delighted to have Todd’s character back and he will be thrown straight into the centre of a big story.” Todd was last seen on the Street for a brief appearance in April 2011, but is set for a much longer stay this time round. Charlie Condou, who plays Marcus has previously hinted that there might be trouble in store for Marcus and Maria. He said:: “At the moment, Maria and I are still very much together. "I don’t see an end to it at the moment, but there are definitely going to be big dramas ahead, and they’re all going to be because of this issue – the fact that Marcus is a gay man. I think this is going to keep rearing its head.”

CORONATION STREET

Corrie lining up love triangle

Todd Grimshaw to bed Marcus Dent!
Todd Grimshaw is set to cause chaos in Weatherfield when he seduces Marcus Dent. Corrie bosses are lining up an explosive love triangle as Todd sets his sights on the medic, much to the horror of his girlfriend Maria Connor.  Todd - played by the returning Bruno Langley - will put Marcus’ theory that he loves Maria to the test.  A show insider told the Mirror: “Coronation Street has never shied away from controversial issues and this will be one of the most talked about ever.  “Producers are delighted to have Todd’s character back and he will be thrown straight into the centre of a big story.”

CORONATION STREET
FAN REACTION TO THE TODD, MARIA AND MARCUS LOVE TRIANGLE

ADZtbh: I had the biggest crush on @BrunoLangley when he was originally in Corrie. So glad he's back. But tbh, Todd can do better than Marcus!

tezzurrbobs: They're bringing Todd back to Coronation Street and are using him to split up Maria and Marcus. Why. #corrie

CorrieFanSam: Marcus will be attracted to Todd which will cause problems for Maria when he has to decide who he wants to be with @Corrie

Hound of Love: Yes, it is very predictable stuff. Todd will probably have conveniently split up with his posh fella. And the writers have not gone completely loopy by hooking Todd up with Sean (although he will probably slither into the storyline and make it all about him!).

ScreamingTree: Geez how innovative, not like that bloody awful Todd hasn't been in the centre of love triangles before. Sarah Lou, Nick and then he left SL for that other fella....

Pete Callan: No, that's not predictable at all...

AlexiaS: Really like this storyline development - I'm actually one of the people who likes the Marcus and Maria plot! What would make this even more interesting would be if Todd's current boyfriend from London also moves up north with him.

Batman: Saw this coming a mile away as soon it was announced Todd was returning

WHEN IN DOUBT 

CALL DR TWITTER

Charliecondou: How do you know if your kid has chickenpox and not just some weird spots?

PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou They grow feathers

Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou lick the offending area, wait 3 mins, check your tongue and if your tongue blisters, it's def chickenpox *this may be a lie*

StephenMangan: @Charliecondou You’ll know. There are lots. My boys just had it #pox

stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou if it is chicken pox let us know- we are bringing Riley round for a pox party. Have your pox gone @StephenMangan ?

StephenMangan: @stephen_hagan @Charliecondou Yes, although little Frank is still quite scarred on his body. He had it much worse.

stephen_hagan: @StephenMangan @Charliecondou aww, poor wee man. It's not fun. But at least it's out of the way

LukeE3: @Charliecondou That is usually the start of them, so keep an eye out on them.

Charliecondou: @LukeE3 no. Just red and raised. One looks like a blister though

KittyFoo33: @Charliecondou 

http://www.ehow.com/how_2085496_recognize-chicken-pox.html#page=4.

Hope that helps!

Charliecondou: @KittyFoo33 it does, ta x

photogirluk: @Charliecondou meant to start on belly and back and spread from there

CORONATION STREET

Todd bids to steal Marcus away from Maria!

The return of Todd, played by Bruno Langley, will force Marcus to choose between him and his girlfriend. 

Gay Todd Grimshaw will be entangled in a bizarre love ­triangle on his dramatic return to Coronation Street. And soap bosses are hoping his efforts to steal Marcus Dent away from Maria Connor will have viewers on the edge of their sofas. Marcus (Charlie Condou) embarked on a surprise romance with Maria (Samia Ghadie) last year, despite having always identified himself as a gay man. But the return of Eileen Grimshaw’s prodigal son, played by Bruno Langley, will test his confused sexuality and force him to choose between Todd and his pretty hairdresser ­girlfriend. A show insider said yesterday: “Coronation Street has never shied away from controversial issues and this will be one of the most talked about ever. “Producers are delighted to have Todd’s character back and he will be thrown straight into the centre of a big story.” It was announced last month that Bruno, 30, was returning to the famous cobbles. He was last seen making a brief appearance in April 2011, and will be on screens from the autumn. Show bosses are promising Todd’s ­presence on the street will “mean heartache for more than one Corrie resident”.

Marcus actor Charlie, 40, hinted earlier this year there could be trouble ahead for his relationship with Maria, saying in an interview: “At the moment, Maria and I are still very much together. "I don’t see an end to it at the moment, but there are definitely going to be big dramas ahead, and they’re all going to be because of this issue – the fact that Marcus is a gay man. I think this is going to keep rearing its head.” Former Coronation Street chief Phil Collinson was forced to defend the soap last year after criticism that there were too many gay storylines. Millions of fans have been hooked by same-sex plots involving Sean Tully (Antony Cotton) and Marcus. There was also the gripping romance between Brooke Vincent’s character Sophie Webster and young teenager Sian Powers (Sacha Parkinson). Sophie is now in another gay relationship with physiotherapist Jenna Kamara (Krissi Bohn). But soap legend Jean Alexander, who played Hilda Ogden, branded the number of gay characters “excessive”. And Nick Cochrane, who played Andy McDonald until 1996, said: “Fans love Corrie for its traditional values. "I don’t think it’s the right platform to highlight so many gay issues.” Mr Collinson said: “We have a very broad cast. There is no gay agenda.”

CORONATION STREET

Todd Grimshaw returns to spark love triangle?

Coronation Street bosses are lining up a new love triangle storyline for returnee Todd Grimshaw, a report has claimed. Todd will come between Marcus Dent and Maria Connor when he arrives back on the cobbles in the autumn, according to the Sunday Mirror. Marcus (Charlie Condou) fell for Maria (Samia Ghadie) last year, despite having always identified himself as a gay man. However, show sources say that Marcus will become attracted to Todd later this year and end up questioning his current relationship - leaving him with a massive decision to make over who he wants to be with. An insider told the newspaper: "Producers are delighted to have Todd's character back and he will be thrown straight into the centre of a big story."

At the time, show chiefs promised that Todd's return would "lead to heartache for more than one of the local residents".

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE

ChasCondouBlog: DON'T FORGET SUNDAY NIGHT IS SUPERMOON 2013

 it will appear 14 times larger than normal ..... 

Deejrdee: @SirThomasWynne well I guess @russelltovey should go lock himself in the cage again. Don't want him to tear up my new couch

YE OLDE COUSINS

ChasCondouBlog: # HOLD THE PRESS - I have elderly triplet cousins they made front page news at age 80. #family

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tnvol19: @ChasCondouBlog @MarkMMerrett they don't look 80! They look young, happy, & feisty together.