CHARLIE CONDOU - No.657

HELP NEEDED FOR LONDON MAGAZINE COVER SHOOT

Charliecondou: RT @czyzselska: Looking for a London hotel for a @DIVAmagazine cover shoot on Monday 25 March - can any PRs help out? #journorequest

ChasCondouBlog: @charliecondou Chas btw > @czyzselska is one of my latest followers on twitter - I am now 87% more upmarket @DIVAmagazine

czyzselska: @ChasCondouBlog @charliecondou @divamagazine proper classy

ChasCondouBlog: @czyzselska @Charliecondou @DIVAmagazine yes'm x

THE GREAT CORRIE FIRE OF 2013

ROVERS RETURN FIRE ROVERS RETURN FIRE 

THE ROVERS RETURN GOES UP IN FLAMES

The Rovers is on fire but the residents of Coronation Street are either asleep or attending the Fully Monty charity night.

Within minutes the fire brigade are phoned and neighbours that are sleeping are alerted.

Sadly, all the firemen are in the Fully Monty show playing with their hoses!

All except Karl (John Michie on far left), apparently his is cracked!

Karl attempts to rescue Stella (Michelle Collins) but is it too late to save Sunita (Shobna Gulati)?

PERISH THE THOUGHT!

EXIT SHOBNA GULATI AKA 
SUNITA ON CORRIE

GhostofSunita: @ShobnaGulati Wooooooooooooo I may have burnt, but my mascara never ran

ShobnaGulati: @GhostofSunita I wasn't wearing any woo hooo

ShobnaGulati: Yay tweeps amazed to be trending- thanks for ALL your lovely tweets and keep watching - it's not over yet! See you on @loosewomen tomorrow Xx  Sunita is trending! That's down to all of you tweet ta dees hurray !

ChasCondouBlog: @ShobnaGulati anything I can have as an exclusive for the Condou blog? #hopeful

ShobnaGulati: @ChasCondouBlog yup ask mr charlie he know everything to know

ChasCondouBlog: @ShobnaGulati OK Shobna, I will ask Mr @Charliecondou but knowing him, he'll say YOU have to tell me....!

ShobnaGulati: @ChasCondouBlog @charliecondou errrrrrrr

ChasCondouBlog: I give up @ShobnaGulati am being ignored by @Charliecondou thank you tho for replying - it's late in Oz off to bed hope Loose Women was OK?

Charliecondou: @ChasCondouBlog @ShobnaGulati I've been filming!! And you know full well I can't tell you anything x

ChasCondouBlog: @Charliecondou bugger! A missed opportunity to tell the world about her annoying habits etc & with @ShobnaGulati's blessing lol

THE "FIND YOUR DOUBLE" PHONE APP 

Charliecondou: The resemblance is uncanny

CatherineLoubet: @Charliecondou nah! you're much better looking!

cliffyfraser: @Charliecondou and you're a better damn actor.

MattBunten08: @Charliecondou More like this Famous person Charlie

Charliecondou: RT @MattBunten08: @Charliecondou More like this Famous person Charlie  http://t.co/9PTGBgYOGe

RossJackson777: @Charliecondou You're a cool guy!

Charliecondou: @RossJackson777 thanks

*MONTAGE* 

semadivad: SOMEONE GIVE ME A JOB! I don't do 'time off' very well.

Charliecondou: @semadivad I need a cleaner

semadivad: @Charliecondou Deal! When do I start?  *Begins makeup montage a la Mrs Doubtfire.*

Charliecondou: RT @DiversityRM: We are very excited to advertise our latest vacancy: Fundraising and Operations Manager http://ht.ly/iOh28

ChasCondouBlog: *job* @semadivad RT @Charliecondou RT @DiversityRM: Our latest vacancy: Fundraising and Operations Manager http://ht.ly/iOh28

LOOKING FIT 

msm4rsh: Loving my Ella Luna dress for tonight from @style_clinic Liverpool. Thank youuuuuu! X

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh you look fit. I would

stu_pot1: @Charliecondou @msm4rsh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stay gay :D

msm4rsh: @Charliecondou hahaha are u talking to me or your new friend? Haha x

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh you didn't tweet me once! #abandoned

twinsdad72: @Charliecondou cough cough wink wink

ChasCondouBlog: @Charliecondou Ahem @msm4rsh didn't abandon you and besides it costs more to tweet to Canada! *new friend*

LATER AT THE RTS AWARDS 

RachelCorrie: @shobnagulati lining her stomach for the #rtsawards #corrie

RachelCorrie: Working the press room #corrie #rtsawards

ChasCondouBlog: @RachelCorrie *press-ing the flesh* with @msm4rsh I see

RachelCorrie: “@ChasCondouBlog: @RachelCorrie *press-ing the flesh* with @msm4rsh I see” very good!

BANNED RESEARCH

mrjamieeast: Quite hard to research an interview when most of the band have blocked you on twitter hahaha.

alanbenzie: @mrjamieeast Is it The Beekeepers? #totallyunderstandable

Charliecondou: @alanbenzie @mrjamieeast hahaha

mrjamieeast: @Charliecondou @alanbenzie hahaha

FAN THE FLAMES 

TVKev: Note to self: Do not spend the day amusing yourself by winding up the anti free press mob. Like you did yesterday...

ChasCondouBlog: @TVKev you could do that with your eyes closed x

TVKev: @ChasCondouBlog Next time I'm going to. So I don't have to read the nasty replies.

ChasCondouBlog: @TVKev just write ten all purpose replies NOW...nothing like being prepared... then just cut and paste a 4 and a 6, or maybe a 1 and a 7.

JACK BE NIMBLE

Charliecondou: Firestarter @JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: @Charliecondou I'm bored what do ya want?!

IF YOU LIKE WELL-CRAFTED PARODY SONGS, HAVE I GOT THE CD FOR YOU...

SirThomasWynne: @fentonstevens Just purchased HeeBeeGeeBees parody songs CD from an Oz company. CLICK LINK: http://www.possumrecords.com.au

fentonstevens: @SirThomasWynne happy days x

SirThomasWynne: @fentonstevens well it's got all your early hits Mike so you shud be pleased.... Tom

THE HOLE TRUTH ABOUT KERMIT

Charliecondou: RT @droobloo: Oh Kermie, put it away, no ones interested #thefirstruleoffistclubiskeepitnice

THE TRUTH ABOUT TWITTER

plonkymiff:: Throwing yourself at celebs on Twitter #notcool

Charliecondou: @plonkymiff but that's why we're on twitter!

plonkymiff: @Charliecondou lol I expect there is some truth in this :)

LATE LAST NIGHT

brianfruity: @Charliecondou did you get a beer last night when you got to Manchester

Charliecondou: @brianfruity a very quick one!