CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL: CHARLIE CONDOU

BRIEF ENCOUNTER
EL05UZY

EL05UZY: @Charliecondou Thank you for the picture today. Made our day meeting u thank u x

FULLY SICK

jodieharsh: Literally still can't eat anything because I ate so much delicious food at Shrimpy's last night. I am still full!!

Charliecondou: @jodieharsh soft shell crab burger. BOOM

jodieharsh: @Charliecondou Thats what I had, it's life changing!

SLAP AND TICKLE

gillywalshy: Very excited to say I'm at home .. Doing nothing !

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy LAZY!

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou troweling on your slap this morning has taken it out of me !!! ...

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy hahahaha

CORRIE FANS VOICE THEIR OPINIONS

vaslav37: After catching up on last week's Corrie Sean really is awful why can't they just axe the character...

priscilla: I love Marcus and Aiden to be a couple / both really nice blokes / as for Sean, he’s just vile and should have died in the tram crash!

Shevk: Marcus and Sean were ill-suited in many regards, and I think that the end of the relationship was realistic as they realised that the incompatibility outweighed the force of habit keeping them together. I'd hate to see the relationship start again for the third time, I'm way more invested in Marcus than Sean and think it's about time he took someone aside from Sean Up the Bistro/Through the Back. And of course start a family and live happily ever after

hello.member: Marcus can do so much better than that annoying turd Sean.

Uncle Quentin: I like Marcus, thoroughly nice chap & a decent actor. Hard not to feel sorry for the guy too - he lands a plum role like Corrie, only to find he's been paired up with that imbecile Cotton. Poor sod. Hopefully they'll give him a break now & have him get with that Aiden fella or even Muuuuria.

Above: Marcus gives Sean a farewell hug July 2012.
Below: Marcus moves in with Maria July 2012.

CENTRAL PERKS

oliverchris: I am packing up my room, waving goodbye to 3 months at Soho House NY. It's more emotional than I thought it would be.

Charliecondou: @oliverchris you stayed there for 3 months??? You get paid WAY too much
Oliver Chris

oliverchris: @Charliecondou hello! How lovely ultimate hear from you! Yes. They are. That and a little Pierre discretion. But 3 month is all I got love. Oh and you know what how is the whole gang. I'm terribly disconnected but massively proud.

ROCK’N’ROLLS

realsamia: In Roy's rolls this morning with @Charliecondou .. Just had a Chelsea bun for breakfast. Feel a bit sick now! X

50 SHADES OF GROT

Charliecondou: RT @gracedent: London weather. Wednesday. More grot (grey/hot). Might go down the park in a maxi dress + eat a Solero in the dark like an overdressed clown.

ADRENALIN + BALLS

fionalaird: @Philippa_Perry So I went to WIMBLEDON yesterday and saw actual people playing tennis.

Philippa_Perry: @fionalaird Really? I love that. I really love the smell of lawn tennis. Grass+balls+adrenalin. Hope u had a lovely time. Whom did u c?

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry hi there, I'm a friend of Jon & Elaine Ronson. Would you mind following me so I can DM you. Thanks x

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou hello.

A LIGHT-HEARTED REBUTTAL ABOUT THOSE WHO USE THE BIBLE TO PUT OTHERS DOWN

Funny how you religious zealots and fundamentalists are so het-up about homosexuality considering one particular religion has been hiding its paedophiles for centuries. Did you know there are more references in the Bible about things you shouldn’t do than just a few lines about homosexuality which get dragged out ad nauseum - I'm pretty sure many of you break the Sabbath (Exodus 20:10), trim your beards (Leviticus 19:27), eat shellfish (Deuteronomy 14:9-10) and eat pork (funnily enough in more or less the same place God forbids homosexuality, Leviticus 11:7-8), and the hundreds of other things God prohibits in the Bible. If you're going to do fanaticism, at least get it right, and be educated about the silly doctrine you're so keen to spout endlessly. Read a Bible, and maybe then you'll see how silly an outdated this homophobia actually is.

Keep the 10 Commandments at the top of your “to do” list and live Happily Ever After as long as you marry a Prince/Princess obv x

1-Thou shalt have no other Gods before me…you can have as many Gods as you like after the big fella but remember he comes first!

2-Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images…don’t draw God in a grave!
3-Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain…you can’t be prettier than God!
4-Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy…Sharon and Ozzy have a CD for sale where you can remember the Sabbath it’s $9.99 at all good retail outlets. Oh and by the way don’t shop on Sunday because God says so!
5-Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long…if you don’t look after ma and pa your days will be short so you’ll have to move to the South Pole I suppose – it’s got very short days!
6-Thou shalt not kill…so, this means no eating plants or animals because they are alive!
7-Thou shalt not commit adultery….as long as you are not married it’s not called adultery so don’t get married – simples!
8-Thou shalt not steal…if we look up “steal” in a dictionary it means we do not “commit the practice of theft” – which is like declaring that you are a “practicing doctor” – so if you get caught stealing just say you are an unregistered thief!

9-Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour…obviously the Puritans forgot about this during the Witch trials and let’s not forget the Spanish Inquisition! How can we forget the Spanish Inquisition? Then there was that little episode where America…erm, well, just about everything they do to Canada is a bit suspect!

10-Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house…so covert their yachts and cars but ignore their houses OK

Above: Corrie alumni: Brooke Vincent, Charlie Condou and Sacha Parkinson at the Macmillan Cancer Project Centenary fundraiser held at the London Palladium Nov 2011.

Below: Press play to see a short video taken at the above event