THE TWITTER LOVE DIARIES PART 1
misterhsk: The Odyssey begins:the 6.33 from Leicester to London.if I can get up this early on a Sat in the E Mids surely Scotland can overcome England?
kitchencoach00: @misterhsk Feel your pain. Just taken teenager to train station in my pyjamas. Too early. How are you? Wd be great to meet up x
misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 yeah sure
kitchencoach00: @misterhsk invite me to one of your supposedly legendary suppers. Unless Charlie's lying...
misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 of course he's lying...aren't you the cooking expert?
kitchencoach00: @misterhsk I'm counting on you to be my social life. People don't invite me for supper anymore. Too afraid..
misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 do you think I get any invites?
kitchencoach00: @misterhsk fair point. There's a deal to be struck here somewhere. You go first and I'll follow. Promise
misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 you go first...I'll reciprocate. I promise...
kitchencoach00: @misterhsk is your need for friends greater than mine? Fair point.
Charliecondou: @kitchencoach00 @misterhsk Oh get a room!
kitchencoach00: @Charliecondou @misterhsk two sad, lonely people looking for friendship and all you can do is think of sex
misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 @Charliecondou I'm not that sad and lonely. Charlie, can we talk about sex?
misterhsk: @Charliecondou roast beef lunch tomorrow...coming?
Charliecondou: @misterhsk alas no, I'm still in @kitchencoach00's family pile. Back Monday. Unless I decide to squat
misterhsk: @Charliecondou there are "several" reasons I would consider squatting that place...
kitchencoach00: @charliecondou Have you vacated my home yet? Scrounger
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Brendan_Surrey: #FF @Confidential_CC Anything about @Charliecondou delivered fresh & daily. All wrapt in the Weatherfield Gazette. Nom
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SWEATY COW DOC
Charliecondou: Follow my mate @DrSarahParish , who's currently sweating buckets next to me on the train. Smelly cow
clarebalding1: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish i'm onto her Charlie. Sweat n'all
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou I love her already
thegarethmclean: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish Don't tell me that there is no air-conditioning on the Orient Express...
andywasley: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish Will I get a prize if I'm the 2000th follower?
andywasley: @charliecondou @DrSarahParish Or 10,000th follower, even. Very clearly, I am an idiot.
TheJimMurray: @Charliecondou @drsarahparish....she's hot.
Charliecondou: @TheJimMurray She's married. And having several affairs
BABY HAS ARRIVED
Wendy_Wason: After last night I suspect Riley's dad won't be allowed to breathe on him today. #wettingthebabyshead
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason Riley! Hooray!! That's better than Copenhagen
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou kids were dead against Cooper because of a nasty character on some tv show. Xx
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason He looks beautiful. How are you feeling? We're still in the country, coming back Monday so I'll come over then
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou cool. Be lovely to see you. He's delicious! xxx
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason text photos!
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou I'm on it...xx
Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten You were hilarious on celeb juice! I loved your clit response. (that's a sentence I've never said before)
denise_vanouten: @Charliecondou thanks Babe! Let me know when you are free for lunch with our bubs and@kazpoole x
Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten Could do Monday.
Charliecondou: @drewdrew97 You haven't really got the hang of this yet have you?
Charliecondou: @itspipmccormac Romeo beckham and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?
itspipmccormac: @Charliecondou hadn't thought of Romeo. Was going with Shiloh and Damian Hurley. Ooh, the tally's up to three!
leebroom: @itspipmccormac @charliecondou bit late in the day, but what about Blanket?
Charliecondou: @leebroom @itspipmccormac No. Blanket will clearly be transgender
Shmouise: @Charliecondou are you oot and aboot tomorrow night, lovely? X
Charliecondou: @Shmouise Oh I wish I was! Are you in London?? I'm in the country this week
Shmouise: @Charliecondou I am. I was. Heading northwards tomorrow.
Charliecondou: @Shmouise oh piss. Ah well, I'll be back up in a few weeks. Can you cope til then?
Shmouise: @Charliecondou it's touch and go, but I've got DVDs to get me through x
Charliecondou: @Shmouise DVDs of all my past eps presumably?
Shmouise: @Charliecondou boxed set. With commentary. My own.
Charliecondou: This is the film you should all be going to see next week http://t.co/EUu8NeH5
davidkester67: Up to Manchester today for a full day of casting...one if the best parts of my job
Charliecondou: @davidkester67 A casting?? What's the part? Can I audition??
davidkester67: @Charliecondou Next please!!! ...only joking the part's yours...usual fee applies hehe x
