CHARLIE CONDOU - No.713

CORRIE HOT POT WITH A LEMON TWIST

Charliecondou: RT @JackPShepherd88: Oh hell, look at today's call sheet

witchwaylancs: @JackPShepherd88 @Charliecondou that spells trouble  lol How the Hell @lemontwittor get on there? Pmsl!

HonDroid72: @JackPShepherd88 @Charliecondou Keith lemon! Sha Ting

THE IN'CORRIE'GABLE CONDOU

denise_vanouten: You know how much I love ya @officialcozi . You're the most talented "bubble n squeak" in the world. (Apart from @GeorgeMichael) x

Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten @officialcozi @GeorgeMichael HAHAHAHAHAHA

officialcozi: @Charliecondou @denise_vanouten @GeorgeMichael Hahaha Charlie don't encourage her!!! xx

WHITE BITS ARSE'N'ALL

Charliecondou: Oh good, arsenal are playing at home. I love not being able to park outside my house

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou welcome home ! X

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy I'm coming up tomorrow! See you in the chair on Thursday lover x

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou I will be waiting ! Have your white bits ready xxx

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy don't have any #nudebeaches #naturist #redbollocks

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou amazing what you find if you click on #naturist 

Charliecondou: Oh good, arsenal are playing at home. I love not being able to park anywhere near my house

Jettco: @Charliecondou You should move to Chelsea :) x

simonkaston: @Charliecondou how was miami? Enjoy the vice?? Xx

Charliecondou: @simonkaston uh-MAYZING!

HouseofHaughton: @Charliecondou welcome home

Charliecondou: @HouseofHaughton ta x

HouseofHaughton: @Charliecondou welcome, fancy a coffee?

Charliecondou: @HouseofHaughton sure, got a crazy few weeks though

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou we've gone out for tapas round the corner. It's too noisy..

OH, THAT COLIN! 

A QUICK OVERVIEW OF HOW COLIN BECAME FAMOUS, HIS HOPES, HIS ASPIRATIONS, HIS DOWNFALL AND HIS UNTIMELY PASSING...

Charliecondou: Ok, who's Colin?

NoNoNannette30: @Charliecondou I think a hack....

ThatJoelfella: @Charliecondou we're all Colin, in some way.

GeorgeNewton: Who is Colin?

Charliecondou: @GeorgeNewton1 I have asked the same thing. Nobody seems to know. I bet he's a Tory though

GeorgeNewton1: @Charliecondou bloody Tories...

caitlinmoran: I am Colin.

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran I am Colon

Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou @caitlinmoran HMM, TWO OF YOU? THEN THAT WOULD BE A SEMI-COLON

cfashford: @Charliecondou @caitlinmoran I'm Colin, and so is my wife

Charliecondou: Who's Colin? #thatsshowbiz

AngryBritain: BREAKING: Colin to replace Emeli Sande

Scotty_McTweety: @Charliecondou here lol

GillCraigie: @Charliecondou He's had his 15 minutes! #thatsshowbiz

Brendan_Surrey: #RIP Colin

TASY TART GARNISHED WITH A TRAFFIC JAM

eric_lanlard: Doing some beautiful savoury baking in preparation of my lunch with @Charliecondou later on @ Cake-Boy ! @OK_Magazine

BakingMadUK: On our way to #okmagazine shoot with @ericlanlard-exciting morning!

eric_lanlard: “@BakingMadUK: On our way to @OK_Magazine  shoot with @eric_lanlard & @Charliecondou ... exciting morning!”

Charliecondou: For those of you wondering how long it takes in a cab from islington to battersea, AN HOUR AND A HALF!!!!

DocWho62: @Charliecondou Probably cheaper to fly by helicopter Charlie!

eric_lanlard: Fun morning of photography & Baking with @Charliecondou @ Cake-Boy .. For @macmillancoffee with @BakingMadUK

BURG-L-BRAS

Charliecondou: RT @AlsBoy: 98% of burglars are male so to stop them breaking into your home, just replace all your locks with bra fasteners.

HELP

Charliecondou: RT @loishayley: @Charliecondou please retweet & help my son who is 15 Wks old in picu awaiting a heart transplant #savebabyOSCAR say #yes to #organdonation

INCREDIBLE LENGTHS

deanpiper: It's incredible the lengths certain people will go to just to get their name in the press.

Charliecondou: @deanpiper I know (please RT to all your followers)

deanpiper: @Charliecondou HA!

deanpiper: RT @Charliecondou: @deanpiper I know (please RT to all your followers)

GETTING CROSS WITH JUSTIN MOORHOUSE

justinmoorhouse: What's this flag/symbol on the back of the car on front?

EuanLivingstone: @justinmoorhouse think outside the box or is it inside the box? think with a box! Google 'black flag white cross'

richboden: @justinmoorhouse "white cross black background flag"?

Alexjh93: @justinmoorhouse Or save the picture then drag and drop it in to Google...they do pictures now!

Rheady85: @justinmoorhouse by typing the words 'white cross black background' into Google.

justinmoorhouse: Thanks for the frankly astonishing number if replies - that flag is Cornwall. And to those who said google it - how? 

EuanLivingstone: @justinmoorhouse so you can tweet while driving but not Google?

justinmoorhouse: I was joking! 

Charliecondou: @justinmoorhouse Oh so you have time to make jokes but not Google??

LOVE IS IN THE AIR
CORRIE'S PERFECT MATCH 
MARCUS & NORRIS

Charliecondou: My first date with Norris RT @ThomasBrosFans1: Amazing picture of @Charliecondou ...#MalcolmHebden

HOME FROM MIAMI FOR SOME SERIOUS TEA BAGGING 

helenflanagan: No sleep

Charliecondou: @helenflanagan1 me either :-(

shebahronay: @Charliecondou have you returned from the beach?

Charliecondou: @shebahronay yes but not without much protestation

shebahronay: @Charliecondou yes but CUP OF PROPER TEA!

Charliecondou: @shebahronay just had my first. AMAZING!!

Charliecondou: Jet lag and poorly children does not make for a good night's sleep. Off to eat cake with @eric_lanlard now for @OK_Magazine @macmillancancer

eric_lanlard: @Charliecondou Looking forward seeing you later on @ Cake-Boy .. We'll go #BakingMad for @OKMagazine @macmillancoffee @TheSpoonies

DOUBLE MASTECTOMY FOR ANGELINA JOLIE

Charliecondou: Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy http://nyti.ms/10U9HwL

ChubbyChaser08: @Charliecondou is this for real?

Charliecondou: @ChubbyChaser08 I believe so

ChubbyChaser08: @Charliecondou Just you can't be too sure with how sick rumours get about. The decision to do this I wouldn't put upon my worst enemy :/

LONDON GAY MEN'S CHOIR

nirish28: Hey @Charliecondou Would you like to come see @LdnGMC on 24/25 May at Cadogan Hall?  Let me know & I'll arrange 2 tickets for you.

Charliecondou: @nirish28 @LdnGMC I'm pretty sure ill be filming in Manchester. Thanks for the invite though x