CHARLIE CONDOU - No.307

THE FORECAST IN AUSTRIA

Dapfalk: @Confidential_CC @Charliecondou Re your tweet earlier with @stephenfry Here's the weather report from Austria

Dapfalk: @Confidential_CC @Charliecondou Re your tweet earlier with @stephenfry this place is twinned with it

THOSE WERE THE DAYS MY FRIEND

SnapshotLondon: Tom and his Dad http://t.co/652NzcqF

Charliecondou: @SnapshotLondon oh my god, how the fuck did he grow up so quickly?? (Tom, not Rog)

SnapshotLondon: @Charliecondou Lol .. I know 18 .. Vespa and everything .. Make the days count x

Charliecondou: @SnapshotLondon that's how old I was in that photo on Facebook. I'll be 40 next year. Jesus I feel old

CarruthersJamie: @Charliecondou @SnapshotLondon You look nowhere near 40 tho Charlie ;-)

Charliecondou: @CarruthersJamie @SnapshotLondon well obviously. I've had a lot of work done

SnapshotLondon: @Charliecondou Lol .. Nah, you're Peter Pan x

VILE

brianfruity: @Charliecondou did u report that vile creature who said that on here the other day

 

Charliecondou: @brianfruity no, I couldn't be arsed

ATYPICAL REQUEST FOR A RE-TWEET

 

Charliecondou: RT @_TyroneDobbs_: I'm Tyrone Dobbs. I've got hairy toes, massive balls and my head looks like a bollard. #TeamDobbs

DON’T DIS MY ABILITY!

 

Charliecondou: @TVKev great column yesterday, particularly the bit about The Undateables. Couldn't agree more

TVKev: @Charliecondou Thanks Charlie. The Undateables was TV at its exploitative worst.
AS YOU WERE

JOJEHARVEY: I have woken this morning thinking, bizarrely, I find it v hard to think Ricky Gervais never knew what the word mong meant.

caitlinmoran: @JOJEHARVEY Oh love I've watched "Derek" - it's fist-biting stuff. Proper "oh my god."

 

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran @JOJEHARVEY in a good way or not?

JOJEHARVEY: @caitlinmoran in a good way or bad way?

 

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @caitlinmoran oh, as you were

STEPHEN FRY 

HAS RE-TWEETED ANOTHER OF MY HUMOROUS ITEMS TO THE WORLD AND HAS MADE MY NAME TWITTER TREND - WELL, NOT MY NAME BUT THE NAME FOR THE CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL BLOG!

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and what did I send to 
STEPHEN FRY?

Confidential_CC: @stephenfry It's a real place who knew! Click link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign_cropped.jpg

graebob: @Confidential_CC @stephenfry And the URL shortens so beautifully too

SAMIA IS ABOUT THE SET CHARLIE 'STRAIGHT'

(WELL ON CORRIE ANYWAY)

Samia Ghadie has revealed how she had to resort to sneaky measures to get her screen son to wear his fluffy Easter bunny costume. The Coronation Street star, who portrays hairdresser Maria Connor, admitted that three-year-old Elliot Barnett - who plays Liam - needed some coaxing to get back into the outfit. "Elliot had already worn the costume for a storyline a few weeks ago - where Liam has an Easter pageant at nursery - so he was a bit reluctant to get back in it. We bribed him with chocolate - works every time!" she told TV Times. Samia likes the fact that Marcus Dent (Charlie Condou) grows closer to little Liam in the ITV soap. "Marcus is lovely and because Sean's son Dylan isn't around much, I think he sees Liam as a little substitute," she explained. "Marcus and Maria have always got on: he was there for her when she had her stillborn baby - so they're very close."