CHARLIE CONDOU - No.769

WHOOP'EM GANSTA STYLE

Charliecondou: Im sorry but what IS a lyrical gansta?

RichLang: @Charliecondou it resembles a lyrical gangsta but with less G.

nicstep: @Charliecondou if you don't know now you never will babe x

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou I'm not sure, but I know they'll pop a cap in yo a♪♪

marylandmarky: @Charliecondou you need to ask a policeman as I understand it.

bainser: @Charliecondou is this like asking Tanita Tikaram what twisting in my sobriety really means?

HRWright: @Charliecondou Very similar to a hotstepper.

TheQueerGuy: @Charliecondou Dizzee Rascal i would imagine.

MarkMMerrett: @Charliecondou someone who shoots others down with words?

DubWeasel: @Charliecondou murderah?

ALAN HALSALL FLIRTS
#LATENT

alanhalsall: Thank you xx RT @DashFan30: Just voted for @alanhalsall good luck c 

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @DashFan30 @LucyJo_Hudson I didn't wish to vote in that category

alanhalsall: RT @Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @DashFan30 @LucyJo_Hudson I didn't wish to vote in that category

Because of your bias?

#infatuated

alanhalsall: Awww bless you @Charliecondou thanks so much for you support: vote Alan @ http://tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/awards/2013

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall HAHAHAHAHAHA

alanhalsall: It's nice to have so much support from my number 1 fan... @Charliecondou thanks xx 

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall cunt

insomniac1978: "@Charliecondou: @alanhalsall cunt" nooooooooooooooooo not the c word!

Sarah_Elsie: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall woah woah woah that was a bit strong matey. You look great!

LFCElaine: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall call him a thundercunt it has more meaning haha

tweety_pie7: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall  LANGUAGE TIMOTHY!!! ;)

HonDroid72: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall could have just said deep minge

LATER THAT SAME DAY

I SENT ALAN

A COPY OF THE BLOG POST

ChasCondouBlog: @alanhalsall @Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @DashFan30 @LucyJo_ Updates: ALAN HALSALL FLIRTS - http://charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com.au/2013/07/charlie-condou-no769.html

alanhalsall: RT @ChasCondouBlog: @alanhalsall @Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @DashFan30 @LucyJo_ Updates: ALAN HALSALL FLIRTS - Love it

ChasCondouBlog: @alanhalsall @Charliecondou are you flirting with me now?

AWW BLESS

DewiZoom: @Charliecondou i think your an awesome actor on @itvcorrie and on camera brill partnership with @realsamia:-)

MARTIN LOWERS THE TONE ON A VISIT TO THE NEW ITV SET

aliJcorrie: Rocking the building site look with @JosephSscanlon. Very excited to visit @itvcorrie new home! 

Charliecondou: @aliJcorrie @JosephSscanlon @itvcorrie I see you've swapped clothes

JosephSscanlon: @Charliecondou @aliJcorrie @itvcorrie you'd like that.

Charliecondou: @JosephSscanlon nice pins

JosephSscanlon: @Charliecondou if I was 12

streetworker01: @JosephSscanlon @Charliecondou I've been to clubs where you have to dress like that....

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 @JosephSscanlon trust you to lower the tone

streetworker01: @Charliecondou @JosephSscanlon There's no tone to lower in those places...

Richarddewar: @streetworker01 @Charliecondou @JosephSscanlon Shut up then Martin.

JosephSscanlon: @Richarddewar1 @streetworker01 @Charliecondou I want to go to this club.

Charliecondou: @JosephSscanlon @Richarddewar1 @streetworker01 I think we should all go

streetworker01: @Charliecondou @JosephSscanlon Not all its cracked up to be... x

A LOT OF 
IN YOUR END, OH!

caitlinmoran: Refuse to believe I'm the only person who sniggers every time they see references/posters to movie "Pacific Rim."

DrSarahParish: @caitlinmoran I'm right there with you on that one.

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish @caitlinmoran Ive done that. Rimmed someone in the Pacific I mean, not sniggered at the poster

thisisTomRiley: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish @caitlinmoran I’m just frustrated that this whole thing's meant I’ve had to shelve my Atlantic Felch project.

Charliecondou: @thisisTomRiley @DrSarahParish @caitlinmoran hahaha

STILL A GRINNER

Charliecondou: I know I've posted this before but I think its the funniest thing I've ever seen

natgalustian: @Charliecondou that is so bloody stupid it's bordering on genius.

barclayspectrum: @Charliecondou Stop it, you're making us cry with laughter in the office and we're getting glared at!

Charliecondou: @barclayspectrum It never fails to make me howl with laughter

OUT FOR A WALK / STALK

ianfarrington: I walked past @Charliecondou in the street last night. He didn't have Maria with him. Or Liam. Or Ozzy the dog.

Charliecondou: @ianfarrington Thats because Maria had a client, Liam was at nursery and Ozzy is too fat

mejwood1: If I see @Charliecondou in Islington again, I'm going to think he is stalking me!

Charliecondou: @mejwood1 Im currently going through your bins

mejwood1: @Charliecondou I live in Manchester but only ever see you in London; #suspicious

nickede: just saw @russelltovey in the street - crush alert

Charliecondou: @nickede @russelltovey He's not that fat

nickede: @Charliecondou @russelltovey ha ha! no but I am! x

"PEOPLE"

Charliecondou: Women are people too?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/shortcuts/2013/jul/08/virginia-wade-wimbledon-champion-tennis

wearethetwins: @Charliecondou to be fair. the headlines do say first british man

lottemaxwell: @mikewestham1 @Charliecondou this is not sexism. It's lazy journalism! They omitted 1 word. Last British MAN to win in 77yrs

mikewestham1: @Charliecondou Do you REALLY think this is a story rather than the old bra burners looking for sexism under rocks? Ginny wade gets on the TV every single year? One of the BBC mainstay commentators?

MURRAY

Baddiel: Caption here is surely: MURRAY: No, really, you're all cunts.

Charliecondou: @Baddiel hahaha

TOOTSIE

Charliecondou: I love him even more now 

Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou I had a tear on, thanks for sharing x

COOL VIDEO BY TIM

Charliecondou: My mate Tim at @whitenosugartv has made a very cool short film. Its less than 2 mins but beautiful

whitenosugartv: RT @Charliecondou: My mate Tim at @whitenosugartv has made a very cool short film. Its less than 2 mins but beautiful http://vimeo.com/68494033

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou @whitenosugartv love that.

FROM SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 

- IN OZ -

MR MURRAY

SirThomasWynne: If the last British male winner of Wimbledon, Fred Perry, was not knighted then why are people touting this for Mr Murray?

simonpjbest: @SirThomasWynne Because we have lost all sense of perspective.

SirThomasWynne: @simonpjbest ok.... Just seems like the Brits have placed so much on this guy's win.... A bit over the top.

simonpjbest: @SirThomasWynne We have, it's big but they should wait till he retires before knighting him.

JayHoRay: @SirThomasWynne Maybe cos of the Olympic gold too?

FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS

Here in Australia the Taxation Department have recently redefined "spouse" in readiness for same sex marriages even though the National laws for same sex marriage have not been ratified - Tom.

Oz definition of spouse:

Your 'spouse' includes another person (whether of the same sex or opposite sex) who: 

*you were in a relationship with that was registered under a prescribed state or territory law, 

*although not legally married to you, lived with you on a genuine domestic basis in a relationship as a couple.

IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE
THEN SAY IT WITH A TWITTER CARD!

Who first said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?"

Answer: This is a widely used expression but doesn't appear in the Bible like you might assume! In fact, it's an age-old expression passed down through the generations. It became more widely popular after appearing in the Disney movie Bambi. It was said by Thumper albeit in slightly different wording:

Thumper: [clears throat] If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all.

FROM THE "JUST WEIRD" FILES:
Bear Grylls does his first commercial for Nature's Own in Oz.