Tuesday, May 7, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.706

RIGHT SAID FRED . . . SO WE HAD A CUPPA TEA
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Why is it IMPOSSIBLE to get a decent cup of tea in America?
indiaknight
indiaknight: @Charliecondou Foul milk.
KirstieMAllsopp
KirstieMAllsopp: @indiaknight @Charliecondou She's right, have to buy organic milk and make own cup at home/hotel - also water often softened.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @KirstieMAllsopp @indiaknight it's also the tea. No matter how long it brews it's still really weak
Brendan_Surrey
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Boston harbour, they dumped the tea AND brewing instructions
tnvol19
tnvol19: @Charliecondou Because we like a hearty brew? I'm a double bagger. Is that not a good cuppa?
Wendy_Wason
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou oh boo hoo. Have a fucking margarita instead.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason I've had one. Now I want a fucking cup of tea
CHIMPSINSOCKS
CHIMPSINSOCKS: @Charliecondou I think it has something to do with guns.
BeirutiBrit
BeirutiBrit: @Charliecondou never trust an American with something as important as tea.
seadonkey4life
seadonkey4life: @Charliecondou We like coffee. You can cram your tea. There's always the option of leaving if you don't like it here.
seahorn1960
seahorn1960: @Charliecondou Cause American don't know how to make tea too busy polishing their guns.
JayneHowarth
JayneHowarth: @indiaknight @KirstieMAllsopp @Charliecondou American tea (and their revolting chocolate) makes me spitty
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @JayneHowarth @indiaknight @KirstieMAllsopp oh don't get me started on their chocolate!
shebahronay
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason It's been what 24 hrs and he's complaining?
Wendy_Wason
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou nearly finished mine...
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason @shebahronay oh yes, let's do that "try to make each other jealous with photos" thing 
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason Yeah but you know how it is when you REALLY want something
Charliecondou: @shebahronay @Wendy_Wason ok you can both piss right off
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou @shebahronay love you Charlie. Be a love and nip to Walgreens round the corner and bring back Katy Perry popchips for Bella x
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason I have no idea what that even means but ok
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou Bella is obsessed with Popchips. If you come out of Soho Beach House and walk across the road, Walgreens is a 10 minute walk. x

MARCUS WALKS INTO A BAR . . . NOT AS FUNNY A SET-UP AS YOU MIGHT THINK!
Marcus walks into the bar for a quiet time. He's off duty from the hospital at last.
He passes people he knows so he can find a quiet corner to recuperate after a hard day at work.
Before he's gone 5 paces he's accosted by father-to-be David who wants to know the ins and outs of birthing pools....just what a midwife wants to talk about while off duty - NOT! David also makes a slur on Marcus's sexuality....charming!
Peter and Carla try to rescue Marcus with an invitation to sit with them.
Marcus starts to unwind when Tracy arrives with her man.
Marcus ends up listening to Tracy and Carla snipe at each other.
And just when Marcus looks like he's had enough David arrives back yet again to play 20 questions!
Press play to see the above Corrie scenes unfold:


MIAMI: OCEAN DRIVE
mrsmillybennett: Just seen @Charliecondou walking down ocean drive!! #miami
Charliecondou: @mrsmillybennett should've said hi
mrsmillybennett: @Charliecondou i was too star struck! Haha! I will next time  tho, maybe tonight!

GAMU'S HIT SINGLE "SHAKE THE ROOM" REMIXED BY DJ TOM MIX WITH VISUALS OF CHARLIE, GAMU & CHARLIE'S CORRIE FRIENDS
WARNING - CONTAINS NUDITY
(Well actually, it's just Alan Halsall's bum)


MIAMI CHEESINESS
gillywalshy
gillywalshy: @Charliecondou possibly the smuggest check in pics on Facebook EVER ! Hope you're both having a great time x
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @gillywalshy haha you know it xxx


DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!
Charliecondou: I actually guffawed at @alanhalsall's last two snapchats #lipsynch #camp #hairydragqueen
UKPositiveLad: @Charliecondou I love snapchat, it's a riot!
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall did u know anyone with a PC can capture the photos from SnapChat so be careful what u send and view #PervAlert

CorrieWeLove: @Confidential_CC woo I didn't no that is a tad bit freaky :s
jennyeclair: Wow, you cheese pervs!

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