Saturday, December 15, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.563

WHO'S ON FIRST, WASON WENDY?
BruceDevlin
BruceDevlin: @Charliecondou I did not know that but believe we share a friend in common? @Wendy_Wason she speaks very highly of you,so hello.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @BruceDevlin she's a lovely lady! Hello back
BruceDevlin
BruceDevlin: @Charliecondou she is a human delight,speak soon x

SNOG AUDITIONS
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Did you know that Kimberly from Girls Aloud auditioned for the part of Maria in Corrie? I bet she's not as good a kisser as @realsamia
davidkester67
davidkester67: @Charliecondou @realsamia I took the audition...she wasn't ;)
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @davidkester67 hahahaha
JOJEHARVEY
JOJEHARVEY: @irishalan @charliecondou @realsamia who auditioned for Marcus? Gary Barlow?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @irishalan @realsamia Brian from E17. He's still bitter
JOJEHARVEY
JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou @irishalan @realsamia Brian Harvey? My day's name!!

PRETTY BAD 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: I genuinely don't understand why girls as beautiful as Sarah Harding have work done on their faces. How much prettier does she want to be?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: "because I'm very animated" says Sarah Harding, with her frozen face and wonky mouth
hellycake
hellycake: @Charliecondou she's trying to look like you
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @hellycake she looks like she's had a stroke
Brendan_Surrey
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou As pretty as you, pretty boy *watches Charlie do Promise in backless sequinned gown* :o)
hellycake
hellycake: @Charliecondou as I said, she's trying to look like you
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @hellycake it's true I make facial myopathy work for me
PaulPopplewell
PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou she's not very well, bless her
sally_lindsay
sally_lindsay: @Charliecondou Its getting the Sally Lindsay look kid...Takes cash...big cash..
Mad4MIC
Mad4MIC: @Charliecondou live & let live sweetie! Don't turn into Antony Cotton puhleeze x

ROUGH 
brianfruity
brianfruity: @Charliecondou was u rough this morning
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @brianfruity so rough!

CHARLIE SUPPORTS DENISE
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @SCD_VanOuten: @Charliecondou  Pls can you RT call 09015 22 52 09 or 6225209 from a mob vote for @denise_vanouten in tonight's SCD & get her to the final
SCD_VanOuten
SCD_VanOuten: @Charliecondou thank you Charlie x

CHARLIE-OKE 
Stewie78
Stewie78: @Charliecondou Loving the understated performance in the Corrieoke vid :) You remind me of a young Lena Zaveroni ;-))
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Stewie78 lol

CHARLIE PLAYS SECRET SANTA &
IT ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
NatalieGumede
NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou half price at the tesco round the corner and you'd have had change #secretsanta #gutted
MattBunten08
MattBunten08: @NatalieGumede @charliecondou I would def get Pissed on these ;)
NatalieGumede
NatalieGumede: @MattBunten08 @charliecondou that's the idea :)
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @NatalieGumede well next year get your own bloody present!
Rwpg007
Rwpg007: @Charliecondou @nataliegumede lol to be fair, that's a crap present!
84clacfb
84clacfb: @Charliecondou u being a cheapskate #secretsanta
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @NatalieGumede did you actually pick up your actual secret Santa present?
NatalieGumede
NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou no, I fear of nipple tassles. I thought we took them next week ;)
Blog4CharlieCondou
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou @NatalieGumede if you stayed in character god help Kirsty's secret Santa *just saying*

CORRIE PARTY HIGHLIGHTS
Kym Lomas
msm4rsh: Me and @Charliecondou at last nights corrie Christmas do. Fun! 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @msm4rsh hahahahahahaha i love that photo
Kym Lomas
msm4rsh: @Charliecondou ha me too xxx this is my fave pic though
gillywalshy
gillywalshy: charliecondou @rosyduncan 
Furquan
furquan: Brilliant night. Particular highlight was watching @alanhalsall spit ice ice baby in its entirety. Tremendous.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @furquan @alanhalsall was it like that scene in The Office where Ricky Gervais does that dance to a really embarrassed room?
alanhalsall
alanhalsall: @Charliecondou @furquan I hope so
Furquan
furquan: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall haha nope he was brilliant that was when @ross_adams led Gangnam style.... 
Ross Adams
ross_adams: @furquan @Charliecondou @alanhalsall I'm so rough it hurts. I led Gangnam style?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @furquan well at least you didn't show your arse to the whole of twitter
alanhalsall
alanhalsall: @Charliecondou @alanhalsall @furquan Ha like they've not seen it before?
Shobna Gulati
ShobnaGulati: @furquan @charliecondou @alanhalsall @ross_adams funneh

DATE UPDATE
Ian Kershaw
Iankershaw: I wish the Blind Dates in @guardianweekend when asked 'Did you kiss?' Would answer 'yes and fucked like dogs on heat in an alleyway, we used each others bodies for our own insane pleasure until we collapsed in an exhausted mess' Would you meet again? Nah
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Iankershaw this weeks couple so obviously fucked
Ian Kershaw
Iankershaw: @Charliecondou seems like it!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Iankershaw "would you introduce him/her to your parents? Her: Totally! Him: Erm.... They fucked
Ian Kershaw
Iankershaw: @Charliecondou ha!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Iankershaw (I'm paraphrasing obviously)
Ian Kershaw
Iankershaw: @Charliecondou obvs

IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Here's @michkeegan tearing up the dance floor while @alanhalsall's pro-plus is clearly kicking in

LET'S DO THE SLUT DROP AGAIN
Gilly Macs
gillywalshy: So what's the scandal ?? Got to be some .. #corriexmasparty
Charliecondou: @gillywalshy I got off with the entire make up dept. Including you
Neil Wareing (Chirp)
SonikBoomBoy: @Charliecondou @gillywalshy #youslutcondou
Gilly Macs
gillywalshy: I remember getting off with you on the dance floor !! @Charliecondou
Gilly Macs
gillywalshy: @Charliecondou I do love you .. I told you many times last night ...

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy you did and I do too. And you're still welcome to stay if you want to come on the 12th x
Gilly Macs
gillywalshy: @Charliecondou awe thanks Charlie xxxxx
jimmyd198219
jimmyd198219: @gillywalshy @charliecondou sounds like @Phlobbs had some competition!!

Charliecondou: @jimmyd198219 @gillywalshy @Phlobbs yep, I got off with him too
Gilly Macs
gillywalshy: @jimmyd198219 @charliecondou @Phlobbs I love Phil ! X

CORRIE XMAS PARTY

HELLO
MrJakeMurray
MrJakeMurray: @Charliecondou hi Charlie
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @MrJakeMurray hi jake
MrJakeMurray
MrJakeMurray: @Charliecondou omg!! How are you? You doing okay, could I get a follow back ☺

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