Thursday, August 30, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.451

THE SKY OVER OZ 
AND 
THE SKY OVER GERMANY
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: Today was 27c in Newcastle Oz the sky was big and blue the air was abuzz with Spring...
TM
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Well, that's our sky... including a zeppelin that's attacking us at the moment... 
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler amazing scene..... Hope you survive :-))
TM
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Don't think we stand a chance to be honest. :-(
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler seems like the French would be responsible I blame them for most things.....
TM
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Apparently they want Kehl back.
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler I think they may have a fight on their hands.... They have not reckoned on my German twin!!

THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR MY FANS
drewdriverxxx
drewdriverxxx: erm no i do not need to take viagra to have sex when i in bed with you i hard enough
Charlie Condou Fans
ChasCondouFans: @drewdriverxxx sorry I didn't know I had that effect on you .... I will try harder to be less sexy in future x
Damien T
DamienOz: @ChasCondouFans @drewdriverxxx stay exactly the way you are.
Charlie Condou Fans
ChasCondouFans: @DamienOz @drewdriverxxx ok I will smoulder quietly just for you x
Damien T
DamienOz: @ChasCondouFans @drewdriverxxx thank you :-) my day is now complete.

LOGO
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: On the tweenies this morning Fizz drew a picture of the Grindr logo. I realise I'm probably the only person to have noticed this.
ozdale
ozdale: @Charliecondou wow.
Brendan_Surrey
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou I'd imagine that the only grindr you are 'on' is the coffee bean variety #daddy
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: And no, I'm not on Grindr before anyone asks
Ma_Butcher
Ma_Butcher: @Charliecondou - bet you are! - or Birtch Place the tranny one!!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Ma_Butcher I'm on blendr, the lesbian one
OC
OC: @Charliecondou mate, is that true about Fizz? Either way made me laugh!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @OC I swear to God! I was shocked. Production designer having a giggle perhaps?

DR. SARAH PLANS REVENGE FOR HER GUSSET
DrSarahParish
DrSarahParish: I'm going to kill @Charliecondou . Slowly and painfully.

MORE FROM THAT DREAM ABOUT CHAS
Rx8Ol
Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou as Ive ruined my tv viewing relationship with you anyway Ive been trying to recreate it to see how it ended. #dontjudgeme
Rx8Ol
Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou that matches 'the dream' then.We met while shopping. The rest was history. You are my first celeb sexual dream. Feel honoured
Rx8Ol
Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou thought I managed to recreate the dream but realised was just in the middle of a wank. #goodimagination #toocrudefortwitter?

RT’S AND AN OWL-O-GRAM
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @stuartsandford: OK so who wants a 20 inch or 50 cm statue @SebastianSauve https://t.co/J4hBz00a
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @LeeBinding: Every time I see an owl I think "Ooh, at last! My Hogwarts letter!"
Wendy_Wason
Wendy_Wason: @LeeBinding @Charliecondou awww! Sweet.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @thebarnsburypub: URGENTLY looking to hire a excellent bar person and front of house - please enquire RT
thebarnsburypub
thebarnsburypub: @Charliecondou CHEERS Mate hope your well ;) 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @OC: Maybe today to cheer the kids up I'll do the school run in denim hot pants and a 'CHOOSE LIFE' muscle top.

OPENING CEREMONY
RSC
TheRSC: Did you know: The #Paralympics Opening ceremony was designed by Jon Bausor, designer of the Shipwreck Trilogy, currently playing in the RST
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @TheRSC and sound was designed by the brilliant Fergus O'Hare

A SAD PATHETIC GUY
guy_interruptd
‏guy_interruptd: Dare I tweet the Spice Girls and ask if they would wish me happy birthday, or is that a little bit pathetic for a man of 33?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd I think you've answered your own question
guy_interruptd
guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou Thought so ;)

HARVEY
kevin bishop
boatybish1: @JOJEHARVEY couldn't believe what was in yoko's scalp. 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @boatybish1 @JOJEHARVEY best photo of Joje ever

THE GODFATHER
Click to enlarge my Twitter birth certificate: 

TwBirthday: @AWOLTom Happy 2nd TwBirthday! You've been around since 30 August 2010! http://twbirthday.com/AWOLTom/
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: @marcuswhitney1 “@AWOLTom: “@TwBirthday: @AWOLTom Happy 2nd TwBirthday! You've been around since 30 August 2010! http://twbirthday.com/AWOLTom/
marcuswhitney1: @Tom_In_Oz_ so I’m the god father am I, hope you are well
Tom In Oz
Tom_In_Oz_: @marcuswhitney1 thanks Marcus I am well, how Twitter worked out our relationship I'll never know but it must be true, it was on #TWITTER

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