CHARLIE CONDOU - No.382

URBAN MYTHS EXPOSED

Charliecondou: Does anyone else still think the water will turn purple if you wee in a swimming pool?

misterhsk: @Charliecondou you're SO middle class...x

Charliecondou: @misterhsk it's a big problem for me H. I have to keep getting out of the pool

misterhsk: @Charliecondou I once saw a jobbie floating in our local pool. They had to shut it down for 3 days.

Charliecondou: @misterhsk innit doh

missamandalamb: @Charliecondou Does it?

Charliecondou: @missamandalamb I don't know, I'm too bloody terrified to try!! I might risk it tomorrow

streetworker01: @Charliecondou My Mum used to tell me that. It's not true I discovered...

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 oh Martin

streetworker01: @Charliecondou I only found out last week...

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou yes!!! It terrifies me x

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley I might risk it tomorrow

Charliecondou: My mum told me that those little things of UHT milk you get on trains came from milking little animals called uhts (pronounced oots) I believed this until about 3 years ago

Jasperbunny: @Charliecondou Lol...I can't help but want to ruffle your hair and go "aaww" at you!

Charliecondou: @Jasperbunny feel free

emilyaturner: @Charliecondou Oh dear!

Charliecondou: @emilyaturner I know

TheLastRichard: @Charliecondou You are beyond adorable.

Charliecondou: @TheLastRichard so are you

missamandalamb: @Charliecondou If you've got the little uns with you, you can blame them x

Charliecondou: @missamandalamb alas, it's just me and Cam!

missamandalamb: @Charliecondou Let 'Cam take the can'... Hey that's catchy, might be useable in an ad campaign xx

Charliecondou: @missamandalamb haha

phoebefoliver: @Charliecondou I was told that rennet that sets cheese was made out of little rodents called rennets that were bred specifically in Scotland

Charliecondou: @phoebefoliver haha who told you that?

phoebefoliver: @Charliecondou my friend amanda, she wasn't pulling my leg she genuinely believed it from someone else

Charliecondou: @phoebefoliver haha well it's totally not true. It's made from uhts

phoebefoliver: @Charliecondou are they welsh? Or from the isle of man perhaps xx

Charliecondou: @phoebefoliver probably. Ask Andi, she's probably cooked one

Jasperbunny: @TheLastRichard @charliecondou Looks like he's actually reading and replying to tweets then...should be careful what we say *wink wink*

Charliecondou: @Jasperbunny @TheLastRichard indeed you should

DICK SUPPORTERS

JonPeake: @RichardAArnold TVChoice postbag bulging with positive letters about your return, Dickie. None will see the light of day of course.

Charliecondou: @JonPeake @RichardAArnold I wrote almost every one of them

JonPeake: @Charliecondou @RichardAArnold All three of them.

RichardAArnold: @JonPeake: @Charliecondou @RichardAArnold #thisbusinessisbrutal I'm sure the sack is bulging at People's Friend too ;-)

JonPeake: @RichardAArnold @Charliecondou At least there are letters #bettertobetalkedabout,etc.

SELF ANALYSIS

‏GavinJuniper: All three went to local comp's. The boys overcame dyspraxia, Lily changed to go to Brit School. They are the proof that state schools work.

Charliecondou: @GavinJuniper what is dyspraxia exactly? Is it like dyslexia?

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou Very similar. It is a learning difficulty that affects the abilty to hold a pen, keeps eyes focused. Use of a keyboard helps.

Charliecondou: @GavinJuniper ah thanks. I always wondered

Paul_McGee: @GavinJuniper @Charlie Condou Sufferers are also prone to clumsiness. My twin nieces have it and it didn't stop 'em getting to Uni.

Charliecondou: @Paul_McGee @GavinJuniper I'm quite clumsy, I wonder if I have it #hypochondriac

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou @Paul_McGee Yes, poor Ben used to bump into stuff all the time. Aaron still grips a pen too hard and gets cramp in his hand.

SUE FOR SURE

mrjamieeast: Very interested to read @josietweets accusations about me in a magazine this week. Now, do I expose or just sue?

heawood: @mrjamieeast Jamie, if you sue somebody for speaking ill of you in the media, I will actually piss myself.

Charliecondou: @heawood @mrjamieeast I would like you to sue for that reason alone

PET HATES

StephenMulhern: If Cyclists had a number plate and had to pass a test they wouldn't jump lights then!

Charliecondou: @StephenMulhern cyclists running red lights are my biggest annoyance. That, and people who misuse the word "literally"

HBTY

StaceyWLParade: Giving up getting a Birthday tweet from @Charliecondou :(

Charliecondou: @StaceyWLParade happy birthday!!!!

THE PLOT THICKENS AS THE SPLIT WIDENS

TV air date 14th June 2012 Coronation Street:

As Sean wakes alone, he is convinced that Marcus (Charlie Condou) has stayed at Aiden's. But Marcus is on Maria's sofa and is in no mood to explain himself to Sean. As Marcus calls at Number 11 to get ready for work, Sean wants to talk now - but Marcus insists he hasn't got time and they can speak later.
Working himself into a stupor, Sean follows Marcus to work and demands they talk before launching a slanderous attack on Aiden. How will Marcus react, and how will his boss feel as Sean causes a commotion at the hospital?

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Below: A sample of an autographed picture selling on eBay.

Above: Darwin's theory of human evolution has a great deal of credibility. 

Above: Charlie Condou "Nino" playing opposite Kathy Burke "Linda" in Gimme Gimme Gimme ca.2000.

STEVE: ''WELCOME TO THE CLUB!''

Charliecondou: I've just seen a website where people are discussing the size of my penis. I don't quite know what I think about that 

stevepafford: @Charliecondou oh, I know what I think about that. Welcome to the club....!

Confidential_CC: @stevepafford @Charliecondou  Steve, surely it would be a short discussion in your case x