CHARLIE CONDOU - No.212

CELEBRITY

JeanieOOHare: @Charliecondou Well hello there! Really enjoying your Guardian column x

Charliecondou: @JeanieOOHare why thank you! How are you? I'm completely in love with Joe & Rowan btw

JeanieOOHare: @Charliecondou Those children are so ridiculously cute.The charmingly exhausted parents aren't bad either x #twoissomuchmoreworkthanone

Charliecondou: @JeanieOOHare I'm just about to find out, second one due next week!

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER

holymoly: WE'RE BACK! #bbbits #BBUK

leejonathan: @holymoly take your top off. #forthegays

Charliecondou: @leejonathan @holymoly that's a fair request Jamie

Charliecondou: RT @holymoly Don't forget to watch my special hour long programme with the celebs tomorrow at 8pm on 5* #CBB

clbleakley: Just tuning into #cbb. Hilarious

Charliecondou: @clbleakley you're not going in then?

Charliecondou: RT @JOJEHARVEY: Lots of feminists in #CBB this year

Charliecondou: Frankie is going to have a permanent erection for the next few weeks

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou it may feel threatened by Alfie's hugely charismatic Rugby bear gayness though.

Charliecondou: @GavinJuniper Alfie?

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou fucking wish @caitlinmoran was the next in.

Charliecondou: So these days, as a woman you just need to take your clothes off or have an affair to be a celeb? We've come a long way since germaine Greer

Charliecondou: Natalie Cassidy always makes me think of @Cath_Tyldesley . She does an AMAZING impression of her

stuarthalton: @Charliecondou if I was a woman I would have been a celeb YEARS ago #notfair

Charliecondou: @stuarthalton hahahaha

Charliecondou: RT @GerryGreek Horray! Natasha Giggs entered #CBB - Must be a welcome change for her because normally its a Big Brother entering her...

andrea_mclean: OMG I AM SO COLD!!! It was all worth it to cheer on my mate Denise going into the Big Brother house! Go on nana!!

EmmaK67: @andrea_mclean yes but you looked HOT

Charliecondou: @EmmaK67 @andrea_mclean  totally HOT!

AND IN OTHER NEWS

Lilly_Howard: @Charliecondou Just watching you on catch up...#Corrieandacuppa

Charliecondou: @Lilly_Howard was I on tonight?

Charliecondou: It's funny how even after all these years, people still quote Nathan Barley to me on a daily basis

charltonbrooker: @Charliecondou Nice glass of Dutch wine?

Charliecondou: @charltonbrooker Hilarious and co. You still away?

marcooth: @Charliecondou Were you in Nathan Barley????????

Charliecondou: @marcooth yes etc

luke_grice: @Charliecondou jonathon yeah? Is my hero

Charliecondou: @luke_grice mine too

Charliecondou: RT @Tony_Hirst_Fans: @Charliecondou Hey Charlie. Would you be able to give this page a shout - out please, in need of some more followers. Thanks :)

BIRTHDAY

8TH JAN

msm4rsh: @Charliecondou can't wait to come celebrate your 50th this weekend!! Can't believe how well you look!! X

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh Thanks babe. I did tell you it was fancy dress didnt I?

msm4rsh: @Charliecondou yeh I'm coming as you!! Only a younger version of course! Ha! Xxx

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh A butcher version (actually thats probably more insulting to me)

msm4rsh: Ha! Wow @Charliecondou is not really 50! I was just joking guys! He's only 49 ha xx

msm4rsh: No no seriously everyone I'm only having a joke with @Charliecondou he is nowhere near that age he is only a baby really. Love you Condou x

PhillTurnerDIY: @sarah_cawood @wonderwomanshel how's the baby bumps ladies? Xx

sarah_cawood: @PhillTurnerDIY @wonderwomanshel all good poppet! Getting big and wiggly ;-)  HNY to you and @GaryMakeUp  :-) xxxx

Charliecondou: @sarah_cawood @PhillTurnerDIY @wonderwomanshel @GaryMakeUp WHEN ARE YOU DUE??? We're having ours NEXT WEEK!!!!

sarah_cawood: @Charliecondou @PhillTurnerDIY @wonderwomanshel @GaryMakeUp AGHHHHH! Good. luck:-).  I'll see you Saturday bday boy xxx

Charliecondou: @sarah_cawood Cant wait!! Is Merry coming too?

sarah_cawood: @Charliecondou think so pickle! See you then:-). Xxxx

DEUTSCHER HAHN

Charliecondou: I just bought myself some new pants. If I'm honest, it was because I really liked the box 

Charliecondou: RT @bainser: @Charliecondou like the box! V old school, though the brand name is a bit close to shit in German

Charliecondou: @bainser hahaha

mattcw1971: @Charliecondou Good job they got the 'i' and the 'e' in the right order, eh?

TMarkstahler: @Charliecondou German quality!!! Good choice!!! Your penis might adapt German habits though! ;-)

Charliecondou: @TMarkstahler what are German habits?? *is worried*

Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou @tmarkstahler yeah clear this up please Tommy?

TMarkstahler: @Charliecondou 1) being very rude 2) invading foreign territory 3) withdrawing when scared. #2 can be fun for a penis... #1+3 are awkward!

Charliecondou: @TMarkstahler hahaha

stuartsandford: @Charliecondou Briefs or boxers?

Charliecondou: @stuartsandford boxer briefs. Which is a first for this y-front wearing homo

Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou sadly u will lose ur crown of "KING OF THE TIGHTY WHITEYS" it's a bold step leaving the door open for other challengers!

christhake: @Charliecondou nice package and still very clean nails.

Charliecondou: @christhake that's me all over

CoroStreetBlog: @Charliecondou I think the spellings wrong on the pants box. Should be Damen and Dawomen

Charliecondou: @CoroStreetBlog lol

GEBURTSTAG

8. Januar

Wendy_Wason: Hope no-ones replied to invites to @Charliecondou's birthday party. That makes him really para around this time tomorrow.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason I hate you. *continues to press refresh on facebook*

 
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou *changes reply to event*

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason *thanks god*

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou oh so you've turned to God now have you? He washed his hands of you a while ago.

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou Are the Rizzle Kicks coming? I love them xx

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason yes they are. No Matt le Blanc this year, he's in LA. Still no word on Aniston

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou good. He was all over me like a rash last year. Sort of.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason He gave me a cigarette which proves he fancied me. And he said "How YOU doin?"

oliverchris: Life's really hard. If you're bi-polar at least you're happy half the time. #possitiveoutlook

Charliecondou: @oliverchris There's only one S in positive

oliverchris: @Charliecondou you're so negative. This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

Charliecondou: @oliverchris Are you coming on Saturday? I'll buy you half a glass of something

oliverchris: @Charliecondou I was going to come but I hear it's gonna be full of pedants who do spelling all day and are stingy with their S's.

Charliecondou: @oliverchris oh you should come. And bring a girlfriend to be rude to me

oliverchris: @Charliecondou why do you think I broke up (factually incorrect) with the last one. No one’s rude to my (factually incorrect) Charlie!

Eamonn_Forde: @nitsohara LOOK ---> RT @Wendy_Wason Riley's wearing the bib she gave him today... pic.twitter.com/MydYVGri”

nitsohara: @Eamonn_Forde @Wendy_Wason he is a 'Fine Thing', like his mammy. xx

Charliecondou: @nitsohara @Eamonn_Forde @Wendy_Wason You mean he throws up after drinking?

Wendy_Wason: @nitsohara @charliecondou @eamonn_forde I've worked hard for my booze bulimia.

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara @wendy_wason And then becomes "extremely racist".

Charliecondou: @Eamonn_Forde @nitsohara @wendy_wason Well to be fair that's what you expect from the offspring of a Scottish and a Northern Irish

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara @wendy_wason It's like "the worst of both worlds". Still, at least he's not gay.

Charliecondou: @Eamonn_Forde @nitsohara @wendy_wason As far as we know....

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara @wendy_wason You know they are gay from birth. It's the cloven hooves that give them away.

 

Charliecondou: RT @fleetstreetfox: An open letter to Sarah Harding: http://t.co/FwBKOgnD

WhichPennySmith: @Charliecondou You'll end up on Skid Row......

Charliecondou: @WhichPennySmith Already there

jamielomas1: WOW,80,000 followers, that’s f...ing amazing, thanks to each and every one of you, hope you’re all ok x x

Charliecondou: @jamielomas1 missing you already! (Good luck mate)

reallorraine: Just off to interview Gerard butler #itsatoughjobbutsomeonehastodoit

Charliecondou: @reallorraine He's a very lovely man

WEIRDCHRISTMAS: @Charliecondou @reallorraine have you worked with him?

Charliecondou: @WEIRDCHRISTMAS @reallorraine No, just know him

RYAN FICKEN

Charliecondou: According to my "roomie" @jfjford the wind in Manchester last night was so strong, our building swayed. Personally I think it was his Valium

NiamhsNextStep: Happy Birthday to me x pic.twitter.com/lE7p7Pao

Charliecondou: @NiamhsNextStep happy birthday beautiful xxx

EvaWiseman: @Hemmo @eleanormorgan Watched Drive last night. Boyfriend hated it. Review: only works if you want to fuck Ryan.

Charliecondou: @EvaWiseman @Hemmo @To be fair, I think that's why I liked it so much

EvaWiseman: @Charliecondou @Hemmo God me too. Imagine.

Hemmo: @Charliecondou @evawiseman "sleep"

EvaWiseman: @Charliecondou @Hemmo oh stop (don't stop)

Charliecondou: @EvaWiseman @Hemmo it's my favourite "get myself to sleep" fantasy

Charliecondou: My train has stopped to pick up "evacuees" from a broken down train near Stoke. It's like when they made Downton into a hospital

 bainser: @Charliecondou saw the amazing tweets about your @DiversityRM session yesterday. Well done Mr & well done @DiversityRM

Charliecondou: @bainser ta very much

MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou Hi Charlie - could you possibly follow me for a very short time so I can ask you a huge favour? Relates to disability

Charliecondou: @MargoJMilne done

Fredstar85: @Charliecondou cheers for the follow mate

Charliecondou: @Fredstar85 no prob