Charliecondou: I met Mr T once when I was 10. He let me sit on his knee and said I was a very pretty girl. I'm not sure I've ever recovered
philipmcginley: @Charliecondou make up love. Lots of it.
Angela_Griffin: I'm sat in front of Dame Judi Dench. I want to bow. Hope she doesn't see the rip in my dress #Shrek
xCatx13: @EvieAmberX I'mma delete you then re add you :P
xCatx13: @Charliecondou of course ;)
nikishisler: @pollybirkbeck We are booking tix for Stuart Lee in december. You want in? xx
Wendy_Wason: @nikishisler @pollybirkbeck *hijack* We do!! xx
nikishisler: @Wendy_Wason We're looking at December 2nd. How's that for you?
Wendy_Wason: @nikishisler Cool. I'll have to get a sitter for my 2 month-old. it's a boy BTW. xx
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason wow. I can't believe you tell twitter before your BEST FRIEND
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou Haven't I told you already? It's a boy. You in London?
Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason congratulations! No but I will be tomorrow. Tea?
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou YES! Come over here! Bella is mad into baking right now so I'm sure there will be cakes. *just ate the last brownie*
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @wendy_wason Weird shit. Was JUST thinking about what variety it might be. X
Charliecondou: @shebahronay @Wendy_Wason you mean she hasn't told you either?? Unbelievable
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @wendy_wason Yeah. And I asked and everyfink. I'm so getting her something yellow. Just out of spite.
Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou @shebahronay Sorry sorry. It's hard to remember who might be interested. I am growing a HUMAN you know.
shebahronay: @Wendy_Wason @charliecondou WHATEVA
Wendy_Wason: @shebahronay @charliecondou I'd love to have seen your face if I'd said that to a pregnant Ronay!
JamieTheakston: @Wendy_Wason @shebahronay @charliecondou hang on .. It's a boy ? Who DID you tell ??
Charliecondou: @JamieTheakston @shebahronay@Wendy_Wason Fuck it, we've got loads more followers than her. Let's spread it she's having a girl
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @jamietheakston @wendy_wason hahaha
fikee: Sean's boyfriend just isn't working for me...#Corrie
Charliecondou: @fikee I'll try harder
THE GREAT HOAX OF 2011
Charliecondou: OMG my mate @Wendy_Wason has just found out she's having TRIPLETS!!
mduffywriter: @Charliecondou OMG!! That's amazing! And congrats @Wendy_wason. X
Greegz76: @Charliecondou has she had ivf? my cousin has and shes just had the same news. triplets :-)
Joshpr95: @Charliecondou Suggesting Joyce as a name?
jamesgfarrell: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason Seriously?! OMFG Wendy!!! Holy fuck! Congratulations! (Congratulations!) [Congratulations!] xxxxxxx
MissusLampard: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason Aww thats wonderful news, so special and three times the love, Wowsers x
EffBeeee: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason That's not true, is it?
Charliecondou: @EffBeeee no. Sorry
EffBeeee: @Charliecondou Thank god. That would be hell.
nikishisler: @Charliecondou @Wendy_Wason One of each!
Confidential_CC: @nikishisler @Charliecondou so now 20,000 people think @Wendy_Wason's having triplets & and shall we add she's just had an organ transplant uterus as well x
VincentAllenby: Fab night with Birthday girl! @msm4rsh @marshyswife @Charliecondou @MissCharleyWebb & the rest of the gang at LoungeTen Manchester, Big love
I MISSED YOUR 50TH BY GEORGE!
thefattony: Good morning I'm feeling better today very excited about @BoyGeorge’s birthday party x
Tom_In_Oz_: @thefattony @BoyGeorge Though I can't be there I wish I could. As a 53 year old I can say life is better now than when I was younger. Enjoy!
jonesyinc1: @thefattony @boygeorge did my Invite get lost in the post? Hmmmm! Lol! Happy 21st George!
Tom_In_Oz_: @jonesyinc1 Hi Chris as my No.1 son you can represent me at the @boygeorge 50th. I'm sure @thefattony has just left you off as an oversight!
Charliecondou: @thefattony I can't come!! Still in Manchester until tomorrow. I'm fuuuumin!!
Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou @thefattony I am sending one of my adopted sons, Charlie...hand picked from the many...want him to represent you too?? x
thefattony: @Charliecondou ahhhh that's a shame I'll tell her xxx
Charliecondou: @thefattony I know, I'm gutted. I've sent a DM
jonesyinc1: @Tom_In_Oz_ @boygeorge @thefattony cheers pa! You're lovely! Cx
THE TWO OF US
Charliecondou:RT @oliverchris: Reached for the Gaurdian. Thought. Replaced. Picked up The Sun. Perhaps this fry-up will cleanse me. #ashamed.
Charliecondou:RT @oliverchris: On the plus side Chloe, 22, from Leads has some remarkably astute political views. #stillashamedbutnowlookingattits.
Charliecondou: @oliverchris hahaha
Charliecondou:RT @oliverchris: The news in breif: Duncan Banatine is considering suicide, the Navy is cross and my tea is still to hot to drink. #publicservicebroadcast.
Charliecondou: @oliverchris your spelling is atrocious
oliverchris: @Charliecondou sorry. I'm concentrating more on my brakfast. #judgemental.
oliverchris: @Charliecondou actually, having just reread my last tweets, I have no excuse. #fuckingsunreaders.
oliverchris: However, I would also like to add that @Charliecondou is a pedant. #charliecondueisapedant.
Charliecondou: @oliverchris You can't even get my surname right. And it's there, on my username!! I'm shocked and appalled
oliverchris: @Charliecondou I have literally just shat myself laughing.
Charliecondou: @oliverchris I love you Oli Chris
oliverchris: @Charliecondou homo.
Charliecondou: @oliverchris illiterate
oliverchris: @Charliecondou now I'm single I'm considering going gay. Is it true I need to shave off all my body hair in order to be taken seriously?#gay
Tom_In_Oz_: @oliverchris nope that only works for really unattractive gay men - stay hirsute #fuzzy+gay=bear!
Charliecondou: @oliverchris no we don't want you. You're too tall to be a gay. We'll have Olly Murs though
oliverchris: @Charliecondou Murrs! Fucking...Murrs! Jesus Condou, kick a man while he's down why don't you. #charliecondouisapedantANDabastard.
Tom_In_Oz_: @oliverchris When this is all blogged your next girlfriend will have a reference point @CharlieCondou
TWITTER TRACKING
Charliecondou: I do love Laura Barton's writing. Is she on twitter?
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou no her work is a bit too long to fit on twitter lol x
matriches: @Charliecondou Yes as @missbarton . Have you read 21 Locks?
Charliecondou: @matriches no. I haven't!
matriches: @Charliecondou It's very, very good, especially if you like her newspaper writing...
timlusher: @Charliecondou Yes, she is @missbarton.
Charliecondou: @timlusher she is my second favourite guardian writer
timlusher: @Charliecondou 1: Charlie B?
Charliecondou: @timlusher oh, I mean third fave (Jon Ronson)
Charliecondou: @chippie1973 h and m I think x
hannahecoleman: oh Marcus, you're so sexy. #corrie.
Charliecondou @hannahecoleman ta x
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