Saturday, August 31, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.829

CHARLIE & ROBBIE WILLIAMS
Charliecondou: Look, me and a famous person! @robbiewilliams
jqedwards: @Charliecondou @robbiewilliams how come you never mentioned you knew famous people before? #lightunderabushell 
Nolinhoward
Nolinhoward: @Charliecondou @robbiewilliams you both look so young
jqedwards
jqedwards: @Charliecondou @robbiewilliams more cheese Gromit? #Wensledale
Klainebow__: @Charliecondou you are a famous person! 
NutCorrie: @Charliecondou Fantastic ears. 
louchiefox: @Charliecondou @robbiewilliams how old is that? 
alastairlewis: @Charliecondou great pic 
gismotigga: @Charliecondou @robbiewilliams cracking photo

DANNIELLA WESTBROOK
Charliecondou: This is @westbrookdanni photocopying her face in the Spring of '93. That's 20 years we've known each other
Eamonn_Forde
Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou Septum still intact there :-0
westbrookdanni
westbrookdanni: @Charliecondou that's too funny we were always messing around on that show x
Charliecondou: @westbrookdanni A LOOOOONG time ago now!
westbrookdanni
westbrookdanni: @Charliecondou yes way before kids! X

CHARLIE WITH MARCUS COLLINS, HEATHER PEARCE & NIKKI SANDERSON
Charliecondou: @MarcuscollinsUK @heatherpeace @NikkiSanderson just found this in the drawer! Lapland 2007? 

heatherpeace
heatherpeace: @Charliecondou @MarcuscollinsUK @NikkiSanderson That's soooo weird, it was only this morning I was telling my wife @bungles007 about it.
NikkiSanderson
NikkiSanderson: @Charliecondou @MarcuscollinsUK @heatherpeace omg blast from the past!! Lovely day xx

MarcuscollinsUK: @Charliecondou @heatherpeace @NikkiSanderson cringeeee at me x

CHARLIE'S NEW FAVOURITE X

_Chelsea_14_: @hannahlevine_ox Was it really scary singing in front of the judges? Were you nervous? x

hannahlevine_ox: @_Chelsea_14_ yes very nervous lol
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @hannahlevine_ox Great performance x

EASTENDERS VS CORRIE
JANEP86
JANEP86: @Charliecondou if u was to be in eastenders who would u play
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @JANEP86 Dot Cotton

VIAGRA FOR THE TONGUE
Charliecondou: I've just demolished a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. @michkeegan eats them all the time apparently. Which explains why she's so fat
semadivad: @Charliecondou @michkeegan Next time, eat it on a cinnamon and raisin bagel. It'll give your tongue an erection.
Charliecondou: @semadivad @michkeegan Oh, now THAT sounds good
semadivad: @Charliecondou @michkeegan Last time I ate it, I swore blind I had been touched by Jesus. *Points to courtroom doll*

THE LITTLE MERMAID:
BLU-RAY FILM PREMIERE
Thursday 29 August 2013
Denise Van Outen let her hair down with daughter Betsy as Disney hosted a screening of the classic children's film The Little Mermaid. Imogen Thomas brought along daughter Ariana Siena to the afternoon event at The Royal Albert Hall, while Lee Ryan was joined by son Rayn, Stacey Soloman by son Zachary and Gareth Gates by daughter Missy.Edith Bowman, Charlie Condou and Cherry Healey also dropped by, helping to celebrate the release of The Little Mermaid: Diamond Edition on Blu-Ray. The screening was accompanied by a live backing orchestra.
denise_vanouten: Morning! Join me today on @magicfm live 1-3pm. I will be playing some choooons and chatting to @MichaelVaughan #goodtimes
Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten will you play something from the Little Mermaid? #itsbetterdownwhereitswetter

TOM STEPHAN LIVE
Charliecondou: RT @djtomstephan: Tom Stephan Live STROKE, HERCULES HELSINKI Finland, Sat 31 Aug @ 22:00 http://on.fb.me/176q6TT #gigs

FROM SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW
- IN OZ -

I'M NOT JUST PUTIN, I PUT OUT
Fans watching the current series of The Last Leg will have noted that the programme has, as one of its main topics, been focusing on Russia's controversial new law on homosexual 'propaganda.' Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker featured a made up dating advert for a topless Vladimir Putin, with the words 'I not just Putin, I put out'. 
The Last Leg, host Adam Hills, suggested that the gay community should adopt Russia’s President Putin as a ‘gay icon’. He suggested that the President, well known (and well photographed) for exposing his bare chest and masculine physique… along with his manly prowess (?) should have the anti-gay propaganda law that is currently being pursued in that country subverted. The KGB have failed to 'eliminate' the comedians since doing that, so - feeling bolder still - the hosts have now upped the ante somewhat...the programme has armed itself with a large projector and headed down to the famous London club G.A.Y.
Putin may well be the object of ridicule but the well documented attacks on gay citizens of his country continue. The weekend saw protests in various cities against Russia’s anti-gay propaganda law that has attracted international condemnation.

PUTIN'S MARRIAGE IS KAPUT 
For the first time in 300 years, Russia’s leader divorces. It's rumoured that Vladimir's wife has found a new lover and it's a woman! 
Video: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila divorce.
Sources close to the president have suggested that his wife has left him for another woman which may explain why he's become aggressive towards the LGBT community. Other sources have suggested that it was Putin that was caught by his wife cheating on her with a man and that his stance against homosexuality is just a cover-up for the divorce proceedings to come!
MARRIAGE TO WIFE LYUDMILA IS OVER 
AND WITHIN A FEW DAYS HE'S PARADING AROUND TOPLESS AND CAUGHT WITH NEW LOVER MEDVEDEV

NB. The above news item may be fictitious but it's by far much better than anything the Daily Mail could create!

THE AWFUL TRUTH IS OUT THERE:
RUSSIA’S president, Vladimir V. Putin, has declared war on homosexuals. So far, the world has mostly been silent.
On July 3, Mr. Putin signed a law banning the adoption of Russian-born children not only to gay couples but also to any couple or single parent living in any country where marriage equality exists in any form.
A few days earlier, just six months before Russia hosts the 2014 Winter Games, Mr. Putin signed a law allowing police officers to arrest tourists and foreign nationals they suspect of being homosexual, lesbian or “pro-gay” and detain them for up to 14 days. Contrary to what the International Olympic Committee says, the law could mean that any Olympic athlete, trainer, reporter, family member or fan who is gay — or suspected of being gay, or just accused of being gay — can go to jail.
Earlier in June, Mr. Putin signed yet another anti gay bill, classifying “homosexual propaganda” as pornography. The law is broad and vague, so that any teacher who tells students that homosexuality is not evil, any parents who tell their child that homosexuality is normal, or anyone who makes pro-gay statements deemed accessible to someone underage is now subject to arrest and fines. Even a judge, lawyer or lawmaker cannot publicly argue for tolerance without the threat of punishment.
Finally, it is rumored that Mr. Putin is about to sign an edict that would remove children from their own families if the parents are either gay or lesbian or suspected of being gay or lesbian. The police would have the authority to remove children from adoptive homes as well as from their own biological parents.
Not surprisingly, some gay and lesbian families are already beginning to plan their escapes from Russia.
Why is Mr. Putin so determined to criminalize homosexuality? He has defended his actions by saying that the Russian birthrate is diminishing and that Russian families as a whole are in danger of decline. That may be. But if that is truly his concern, he should be embracing gay and lesbian couples who, in my world, are breeding like proverbial bunnies. These days I rarely meet a gay couple who aren't raising children.
And if Mr. Putin thinks he is protecting heterosexual marriage by denying us the same unions, he hasn’t kept up with the research. Studies from San Diego State University compared homosexual civil unions and heterosexual marriages in Vermont and found that the same-sex relationships demonstrate higher levels of satisfaction, sexual fulfillment and happiness. (Vermont legalized same-sex marriages in 2009, after the study was completed.)
Mr. Putin also says that his adoption ban was enacted to protect children from pedophiles. Once again the research does not support the homophobic rhetoric. About 90 percent of pedophiles are heterosexual men.
Mr. Putin’s true motives lie elsewhere. Historically this kind of scapegoating is used by politicians to solidify their bases and draw attention away from their failing policies, and no doubt this is what’s happening in Russia. Counting on the natural backlash against the success of marriage equality around the world and recruiting support from conservative religious organizations, Mr. Putin has sallied forth into this battle, figuring that the only opposition he will face will come from the left, his favorite boogeyman.
Mr. Putin’s campaign against lesbian, gay and bisexual people is one of distraction, a strategy of demonizing a minority for political gain taken straight from the Nazi playbook. Can we allow this war against human rights to go unanswered? Although Mr. Putin may think he can control his creation, history proves he cannot: his condemnations are permission to commit violence against gays and lesbians. In May a young gay man was murdered in the city of Volgograd. He was beaten, his body violated with beer bottles, his clothing set on fire, his head crushed with a rock. This is most likely just the beginning.
Nevertheless, the rest of the world remains almost completely ignorant of Mr. Putin’s agenda. His adoption restrictions have received some attention, but it has been largely limited to people involved in international adoptions.
This must change. With Russia about to hold the Winter Games in Sochi, the country is open to pressure. American and world leaders must speak out against Mr. Putin’s attacks and the violence they foster. The Olympic Committee must demand the retraction of these laws under threat of boycott.
In 1936 the world attended the Olympics in Germany. Few participants said a word about Hitler’s campaign against the Jews. Supporters of that decision point proudly to the triumph of Jesse Owens, while I point with dread to the Holocaust and world war. There is a price for tolerating intolerance.